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Fuck up army

2009-03-07T10:13:00.004+08:00

It's a beautiful saturday and right now I'm on camp blogging,today's Bos fuck up and he's famous for giving 7drills during staff parade.And the worst thing is,one of the crewman got mc and I need to be the sentry again,he taking over me to mend desk.Sebei tu lan,and I thought today only mend desk,don't need to swaeat so I waxed up my hair before I leave house.Now I have t wear beret and destroy my few minutes of hard work.Tomorrow I'm meeting ken for his N8500 but k got RT at 5pm si mi lan jiao man.This unit is seriously driving me insane and forcing soldiers to AWOL.No doubt that this is what the SAF do but we're no longer trainees.The higher ranking
bullcrap treat us like bullshit and they enjoy themselves in office.Book in at late morning then play a bit of psp,la kopi,smoke a little then send and reply some email.Followed by book out at early afeternoon,that's what I observed.And they are getting good money for this fucking bullshit.They don't treat us (lower rank) soldiers fairly,son of a butthole
*spit*.

I wanna go balestier's market to eat that indescrible fish head steamboat,Something that will really fly you to the moon.Platoon 3,when can we meet up to blue dolphin or st.james.I remember today is Rachel's 21th birthday and she even send an invitation card over to me,held at some country club and I heard that the place she booked cost her around 1k plus. *middle finger to the lord* I'm srucked in camp holding my rifle guarding this fucking Place.I really wish to attend that birthday party and we didn't meet up ever since I enlisted to this bullshit company.
5 more days to my BTT,I'm not really confident about passing it but all I can hope for is,the questions I studied will come out during the test.

Burn my weekends burn my weekdays,someday I'll fucking burn that mutha fucker down.
Right now even my parents want me to stay in camp because they spent too much effort and time to wake me up early in the morning.Guard duty,IPPT...
Fucking stress,back to smoke again.
I just read cai wei's blog about this terrible accident case,the driver that killed
her was only fined 5k and banned from driving for 3 years.aWhat the fuck uncle judge is thinking !?! There's a email for the public to write in to tell them how you feel,and if the results are good,there might have a chance to bring up the
case again. stomp@sph.sg

fuck up

2009-02-28T21:41:00.002+08:00

So many shit happend recently,i sneak out at night kena caught by my encik and awarded with 3 extra and the extra must serve on sunday plus i'm stay in personal so which means i cant book out for 3 weeks straight.The good thing is,i havent sign the extra book yet so i'm fucking hopping him to forget everything.Took IPPT and i passed all the stations but left with pull up,i need 6 to pass and yet only pulled 5 *CURSE & SWEAR* sebei fuck up,when i'm pulling the 6th,my arms already cmi that fucking 1 pull up is the key to free myself from this filthy disguestion camp ! Monday there's another test and i only need to do pull ups and can ignore all the stations,if i fucking pass and i can offically walk out of camp during my guard rest ! dont have to hide here and there,see if encik go home already.Walk,swing my arms n shake my balls *spit*

My guard duty starts tmr and i'm feel ultra sian about it.My sat and sun will be burn and the duty officers are new and sure play drills one,fuck up army life.People say army is once in a lifetime thing and u'll never forget,full of beautiful memories.SUCK MY DICK LA

SAF = Serve and Fuckoff
RSAF = Really Serve and Fuckoff

Based on a true story.....

fuck up

2009-02-25T00:35:00.005+08:00

FUCK UP !!!! i'm not emo-ing...but FUCK UP !!!

Fuck this stay in shit ! I can only book out offically on sunday morning,and book in back at sunday 2359hr.Fucking insane son of a bitch ! hate that fucking slut,1 order and she killed so many of us.Number of IPPT passes affects the units performance,then confine them to train everyday in camp,monday to saturday there will be remindia training.*curse & swear* And tmr there'll be another test and 3 of my RP mates are taking with me,if they failed,stay in with me.This bullcrap is just forcing ppl to awol ! If they really make all the RP stay in then confirm there will be ppl sneak out at night and if caught,charge with AWOL.Send everyone to DB and who the fuck gonna guard the gate.I rather go DB than stay in that butthole,go DB can have free hair cut,make new friends,try out their famous sand bag drill.

Next week i'm gonna bring in a bottle of red wine to burn some time in bunk.The living condition is bad but with mr low around,WORST.Fucking dirty son of a bitch,uniform can wear 1 month.Idk how the fuck he can ta han that long and the smell n stain,oh my tian.And with him around,chances of things being stolen is damn high,he's not call yijimae for nothing...FUCK !!!!

fuck recall

2009-02-15T20:31:00.008+08:00

Suddenly very addicted to DJ Max,and i've been listening to all the DDR,Para Para,Beat Mania those japanese euro dance hit.Fucking kick ass ! Although most of the song's lyrics are either rubbish or no link crap but i still like it =D
This morning i woke up at 8.55am and i was expecting a important phone call and 9am they really call me.It's a mother fucking recall and report to camp immediately.This time clever liao,slowly take my time to shower then take train down,last time kum lan take cab.I went down to scan my 11-B and my mdm was staring at me because i have a big diamond earring and tinted contact lenses.Before she say anything,i ran off already.When we went up the RP bunk,the door was lock and the key is somewhere far far away.All lazy,nobody wanan go down and take it.Plus i'm super hot,sweating non stop and we're almost late.Havent draw arms too ! So bo bian,i spam my wu ying jiao (shadowless kick) until the door open and metal part and some wooden chips flew off.I think i have to pay liao sian...But if i didnt use my wu ying jiao,we'll be late and encik mo will drill our butt holes ! Everyone assemble at the multi purpose hall and wait for the auditor to come,waited many hours chao ji bai ! gan pua du lan and 1 good thing is,only encik mo's field pack got selected to check ROFL !! And he have to borrow someone's waterbag,everytime tell us to prepare field pack,that old fuck himself didnt prepare.

Tomorrow got parade and how fucking suey i got selected PUI ! 7am parade start and there's no way i can reach camp that early so tonight prepare to stay in,fuck up ! And my no.3 uniform is so fucking big,i look like a fucking clown in it.Lucky my mom can make the uniform smaller,if not www.gg.com/hongganliao

outing !

2009-02-08T02:44:00.007+08:00

Victor show me this vid ytd,i laugh so hard.

Went to book btt with ken today then meet up with kk to shop.Wanted to watch movie but i didnt bring spec out so cant see a shit,ken wanna lan but kk dont play lan.Then kk want pool but i dont play pool so we end up smoking sheesha.Ken said he dont drink anymore but we still order a bottle of red wine.When there's luke & ken,there will always be alchohol around.KK ordered mocha so we mix red wine with mocha,and we get something that taste like tiramisu.Kinda refreshing but dont take too much of it,dont taste good anymore rofl.That lounge is a good place to relax man,good environment and there's belly dancing but that dancer isnt that hot la.

If only we're free for this kind of gathering once in a month,that will be awesome !

hooooo ~

he tried to kiss me !

I heard many ppl said they got $200 from government le,$100 for gst & $100 from SAF but i like didnt receive that sum of money le ! 4am soon and i'm still not sleepy yet.

Why i'm so attacted to busty !?! cant control myself not taking the second look.KK should know who i'm refering to *laughs*

burp ~

2009-02-04T00:16:00.002+08:00

Hey Tuts my barreh.
Alright...i cant help it but my mind is still thinking about that song.Gosh !

This morning i woke up late and i miss a train because i was listening to my mp4 and i hear something like "this train will terminate at blah blah station" so i didnt go in.I fallen asleep right after i board the train,i woke up 1 stop before cck and the train was already super packed.Then when i reached my destination,i couldnt get out !! i spam excuse me but nobody wanna give way.When the door open,ppl rush in and there's no chance of me getting out.I spam excuse me to this indian uncle and he act blur,my voice quite loud leh. *spit on the floor* That indian uncle also funny la,he cough without covering his mouth at someone and that person fucking pissed with him then i see him say "sorry sorry sorry" and give that pai seh look.Retibution still exists huh...

Btw this friday DBL O,anyone interested let me know.

HAHA

2009-02-01T02:17:00.001+08:00

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.....

TUTS MY BARREH !

happy cny !

2009-01-27T23:38:00.002+08:00

Everyone is enjoyng on the first day of cny and i'm stucked in camp.I'm the defender of the camp PUI ! Then the 3 crab commander come down to lo hei with us,he told us this "tks for coming down here to protect the camp,the camp security is very important" i'm already burning and he said that.Well i guess uncle jesus is doing his job,he got an car accident right after he leave camp.Lucky is not a fatal one but his car look super lmao.Then at night around 8pm+ we go prowl around the camp then when i'm at somewhere near the hangers,i heard a male crying voice coming from inside and my partner also heard that.Plus it's holiday and 80% of the camp lights are off,so it's fucking creepy.But we still hurry chiong in and on the lights of the hangers then walk away.Then around 0000hrs we need to prowl again and this time is to off the lights,i've been doing guard duty for so long and this is the first time they want us to on n off lights cb.And the scanning prob spoiled already and there's no reason we should go patrol.But for some fuck reason i have to go prowl.

27th Jan
Book out this morning and head home to sleep,woke up around 2pm by nigel and found out that my house is filled with ppl.My little cousins still so adorable & cute lol,always use my room as their hide n seek spot =.=" Tmr still have to book in and i have guard duty again sigh...But the good thing is,it's coming to an end.I dont even feel like it's a cny man,i didnt even open up the ang bao my mum collected for me,kinda meaningless.If it's something else instead of cash then i'll really throw it away.

Btw go catch this movie "Love Matters" i drop my tooth during that show,just kidding...

book out

2009-01-21T00:29:00.001+08:00

I guess i'm feel okay for now....

life suck

2009-01-18T23:58:00.003+08:00

Saturday woke up and find myself kinda unwell.Terrible sore throat at first then follow by fever but i already meeting nigel n qs to shop later on so no choice have to follow them.Got myself a couple of stuffs,spent alot and saw qi hui too but she look a bit diff so i dont intend to go say hi lmao.while shopping,i feel damn unwell because of the fever plus my block nose.I wanted to have something plain for dinner but fuck it,ate pizzas and now i cant even talk properly.I sound like one hong kong acter,Zheng Zhi Wei that fat fat guy also involve in bad guy character.After dinner nigel came up for "Shi Shen" stephen chow's movie,the all time fav.Never sick of watching it over n over again,5th times i guess.I fall asleep after he left,too sick to move.The only thing i know is my parents wake me up countless of times just to feed my medicine,water n herbal tea.Which is healing up my body but the next day i woke up,i still feel weak.Rest whole day at home,done enough shopping already,except for a new pair of shoe.Please help me find these game "Team Buddy" & "Marvel VS Capcom" in PSX version,direct download thank you.

I'm so in deep shit if i dont pass my IPPT,i'll neeed to stay in from sunday 2359 to sat 2000hrs that's fucking terrible okay ? but in between i still run back home to sleep.If i get caught then i'm going to jail ! Neil wanted to buy creatine powder which will really help in my IPPT,even my IPPT training also said that.I'm so gonna try that but it's not cheap le.today is the 19th and my pay is finishing,cyn coming and i'll miss the first day which means less income ji bai ! Even though they will still give to my parents but if i'm there in person,i can get more as in,i'll approach more ppl and ask for more.My parents will be too busy entertaining n keng gai.And i cant sleep late on chu xi (last night before cny) chao ji bai,what can be worst than that ?

when i first come to this camp,i ask my mp spec why i need to pass IPPT and he told me this "so u can catch intruder" i know he's joking but what my S3 say is,the amount of IPPT passes will affect the unit's performance.FUCK her pussy with a pesi can ! That camp is fucking old n chui can and so small,who will care so much.And i always get caught by her at late night,when i though everyone is outta camp so i play PSP and her car drove pass. wwww.goodgame.com/hongganliao There's always n so many bangala walking pass outside the camp,sometimes i just wish to hire some to rape that cunt *spit* making life so diff for a 2 year serviceman.

Downloaded this game earlier,fucking awesome ! I love all the songs there,metal punk speed metal whooo ~ but the game play a bit sucky and some of the notes come before the music so it's kinda like pressing diff notes with diff music but some are fine.Overall it's cool la,because of this game i'm starting to love Megadeth ! and some of the old fuck metal bands.

I'm still feeling sick n weak but i aint gonna report sick for mc,first thing is we're short of man power and tmr i'm doing guard.If i were to report sick,ppl sure will kp me and the reporting sick is super ma fan la.I have to go all the way to tengah air base which is around 1hour plus from home.Before that i have to go my camp first then take the vehicle there.Right now i can still walk n shake so i wouldnt consider going to government hostpial to report sick but if i'm like ytd that condition,i sure go hospital report sick one.I fucking wont care wad my encik say,he wanna charge,go ahead.I'll sure complain to my commanding officer (2 crabs) I'm really sick,why cant i seek medical help from outside than to go all the way back to camp and take the transport to tengah air base.i would fucking die by then.Fucking brainless system,young crab liddat old crab also liddat,
CRAB ARE NOTHING BUT CRAPS ! km u gotta agree with me...

i want a new phone

2009-01-12T23:51:00.004+08:00

Time now is 11.45pm and i'm fucking tired and i just cant sleep because there's a few cat moaning and fighting down there.Although i live quite high but the noise they produce is still crystal clear. MEOW ~ ! ~

Samsung Omnia,Samsung Xperia,HTC Touch,Iphone blah blah...Any other nice phone ? Omnia & Iphone got the big big screen,good for surfing web but Xperia still look kinda better.Iphone is imba too but the prob is no bluetooth but the application is fucking imba ! I see kenneth checking the nearby toilet,arival timing of buses and wad ever u can think of.One thing bad about it is,it's a touch screen phone and i hate fingerprints on my gadgets.Take PSP for an example,i always wipe the screen after ppl touch my PSP.No matter how many fucking times i remind them DONT TOUCH THE SCREEN ! and i still see fingerprints all over the place.And if u have sweaty palm or oily/dirty fingers dont touch ppl stuff.When ppl request to play,i lend it to them and i get back a sticky + low batt one in return.How the fuck u want me to lend to them again ? okay,not them it's him.Fingers dirty,why ? He dont shower and not to say about changing new uniform daily or once every 2 days.He dont even have a fucking toothbush.

No more meow meow,but i see 8-10 teens down there celebrating bd for someone.Singing and shouting out loud.If i'm one of them,of course i wouldnt care who the fucking is sleeping at that moment right ? But i really feel like throwing something down as a "gift". Fuck up !!

fuck up

2009-01-11T02:41:00.002+08:00

Met up gab liang n friends to shop but in end,i ended running away from them.I'm sp fucking pissed when they kept disturbing about my vocation and i'm like only tagging behind them while they shop their stuff.John wanted to buy something so,both of us go on further w/o them and at that moment,i already wanna go off.So i call up alvin and i just walk away from gab n friends to PS for movie,but all the time slots are full so we go for dinner and LAN at parklane.Reach room around 2.50am and i need to wake up at 5am sigh...Guard duty non stop.Really fun night with them

fuck

2009-01-04T20:43:00.002+08:00

i'm fucking pissed,i cant eat at all.I accidentally bit my side of the mouth and there's 2 swollen wounds there.I taste blood now n then,since it's swollen so i'm more likely to bite on it again.

Went to jog with liang just now,he suddenly wanan slim down when he see johnny slim down into half ! johnny is one fat guy but now he slim down quite alot.What liang told me is,he jog 2 times everyday and swim 4 times every week ! superman.He can do it,why can i ? I really gonna cut down on food and now i jog everyday in camp.Even my aunt say i gain weight,i fucking must slim down man.The prob now is,the more i jog,my leg grow bigger and it doesnt look nice in jeans.Any way to make it look "smaller" ? *laughs*

By the way...Happy new year,new beginning of everything (that's what i think)
i want a slimmer body
i want a fat wallet
i want a higher rank
i want a better life in camp
i want a mate proberly...

I'll really work hard for 'em

life sucks

2008-12-26T00:07:00.003+08:00

MERRY XMAS ! I had a bad xmas this year,oh btw i gotta thank rachel for the xmas letter =D

FUCK UP CCB !!!

2008-12-23T20:25:00.003+08:00

This is a fuck up week and it has just only begun.Monday morning i rush to catch the in-coming train and when i scann-ed my card,that barrier open n close in like within 1 sec.So i bang over it and somehow it hit the jewels,i didnt tell derek because i know he'll laugh for sure.Then the whole day i only have 2 hours duty and i was wondering how come they treat me so good today ? And i found out i have guard duty *dig a piece of gold and shoot it out*
And to my suprise,my guard partner is a china man.He only know simple english and he dont understand my chinese *bang wall* We didnt talk much whole night and it's fucking boring.Hate guard duty,dont have enough rest and that's why they return us with a 24hrs guard rest after a guard duty but i must stay in PUI ! So today i really cannot tahan when i see jonus book out when both of us have guard rest.I called up encik and i think he's in xmas mood,he actually let me book out and ask me to come back before 2359 but that's so impossible haha,once i'm out i'll come back only in the morning.I came back to cut hair,play dota and left 4 dead because alvin n derek temp me non stop.

Today i found out something,that is fucking bullcrap can ?!? After 24th which is xmas eve 25th is public holiday but i'm having guard rest on that day so 1 day wasted,then 26th i have to come back for 8-5 work.Althought i'm glad that we're meeting up on fridat to drink but sun noon i need to book in for guard duty again so my weekend only have like 1 and a half day *SPITS !* Nevermind...From next week onwards alex and me gotta work like dog,u hear me ? FUCKING DOG !!

Day 1 - alex guard duty
Day 2 - me guard duty
Day 3 - alex guard duty
Day 4 - me and until the end of Jan...Guess what ? My guard duty falls on day 1 of Chinese New Year.Whooo ! wonderful fantastic great U MOTHER FUCKER !!!

I'm actually screaming and yelling in my room right now when i think of it,fucking guard duty PUI ! And my mum just shove a $130 hp bill into my ass,i'm trying to dig it out myself.But if i do that,friday night they drink martel i drink H2O ! wooo !

READ MY BLOG AND CHARGE ME TO COURT MARSHAL !!

2008-12-21T23:25:00.008+08:00

Friday book out went to watch "Yes Man" with derek,i rated 5 stars for it.Super hilarious,laugh until peng.Then saturday noon go gym with qs and nigel then had dinner at hougang.So qiao see dennis there,we gonna meet next friday to drink anyway but still good to see him around.After dinner suppose to meet derek plus john for "Ip Man" and that place where we're having dinner is where derek live but he went out earlier and we made him wait almost 2 hours like a nerd rofl.QS came today to help me fix my "Left 4 Dead" and we can start kicking some infected ugly faggots's butt ! Pretty nice game,it's a 4 player first person shooting game.

Booking in tmr morning sigh.I'm still training hard for my ippt,staying in camp really suck balls.

2008-12-15T13:00:00.000+08:00

Today 4pm have physical training, injured my tigh. Cant even walk properly, fall down 3 time already. I wanna go home badly, never miss home that badly. Usually this time I'll be chatting on msn n playing dota. Although I'm used to military life but when I'm in BMT or on course, it's everyone stay in tgt wit me but now is only those who failed their ippt. Super fuck up. I missed my dinner and i have to wait till tmr morning for breakfast.

Suddenly I miss someone so much, feel like i lost a friend. I'm so bored in camp, please call/sms me at night

blackberry

2008-12-13T10:39:00.002+08:00

Thursday went to paragon with derek to get his blackberry bold wait till around 10pm before we managed to get it.By that time all the stores are close so we lan lan xiao xiao go back amk eat.That feeling is super good when u walk around in town,so many chio bu and the christmas decro all around woots.almost 11pm and we're still in town,dont look like we're serving ns rofl.

And for today,so mnay big shots came for some stupid function,stars stars one le not crab.Then they come,we cannot go *spit* must wait till 9+ before we can book out.went to cathay with ah boi n derek for movie,derek suggested to watch "All About Women" and we thought it's a ang mo film so we watch it,knn it's a china film la ! but quite funny although i see derek fall asleep so many times lol.Tonight gonna meet my SBAB buddies for a drink XD

lol2

2008-12-10T23:49:00.001+08:00

Too Fast

Bastard break up

bored

2008-12-08T23:08:00.002+08:00

Went to have fishhead steamboat with qs,nigel n his dad.Still taste so good,1 slip of the soup give u wings to fly up the moon.The stall owner actually have a daughter that look around my age but ah lian la,then we were talking about her.If we managed to marry her and we will have unlimited fishhead steamboat ! but 1 bad thing is,if i marry her,the next guys cooking it will be me.The uncle only wear a single and short pants cause it's fucking hot inside. *runs*

Ting ting called today saying she will work until 27th,and my guys are all guys guarding the camp gate knn.Must find 1 day go down drink with her if not hardly have chance already,no more ting ting still have kitty hahaha.I think i'll be spending my xmas eve in camp guarding the gate ! si lao mao confine me !

Bua gua to all malayu ! Hari Raya Haji ! *laughs*

fucked up

2008-12-06T23:57:00.007+08:00

Firday i was late,i hate taking cab to camp,everytime sure will exceed $20.My mum usually wake me up in the morning when my alarm fails.The bad thing is,i told her the magic word "5 more mins" so she also sleepy because it's 5am in the morninf.She came over and sleep with me +hug,feeling so comfortable and i slept till 0630 and 0630 i should be in train already.Bo bian lan lan siao siao take cab to camp.Then at night drag until 2000hrs +before we can go home knn and next day morning we were told that we have recall and must report to camp by 1330hrs but 0900 midef call and ask me to report to camp immediately cb.I'm still sleeping cause we play dota till late last night.Wanted to take train but i used 1 hour to shower n stuff and i only left 1 hour to travel from amk to lim chu kang,since i'll be late if i take train so i went to eat mac for breakfast and took a cab down.Expected la $21 cab fare and that giao tor (malayu) driver must be thinking their big day coming this monday so need to earn more.He drove me around near my camp and waste my time knn si giao tor.Slap him with bua gua ! knn...

reached camp,changed and chiong to report,lucky i wasnt late.But this fucking fat auntie wanan find trouble.I was late and alex told me to run to my sgt,so we ran together but he stop outside so i went in alone.There's a sign that says "active member go right" and the left side is filled with wires and shit.But i still took the left way which pissed her off,i didnt step on anything or cause any disturbance to her.When i walk off she said "hey RP ! u cannot read ah" she shouted at me ! early in the saturday morning,i dont want her to spoil my day so i walk away without looking back.That bitch actually go report to my encik saying there's a RP that harassed her so my sir call every RP down and that bitch was staring at me,my sir asked "who was the one who harassed this lady" I raised my hand and ask,is it me ? the fat bitch yell and said "ya it's that RP !" then i was like knn hong gan liao,by right i need to be confine today for the report sick thingy and my sir seems to forgot about it already so i'm trying to siam him.Luckily he still cannot remember any shit,ok back to that fat bitch.I ask her how i harass her when i only walk pass her,she complain to my sir,saying that if i fall n trip over the wire,all the pc data will be erase and she'll be in trouble.The fucking wire is on the floor with masking tape le ! Plus 1000+ ns men came down for this recall and so many people are looking at me,and my sir want me to apologize to that fat fuck.What to do ? lan lan siao siao say sorry but i didnt even look at her,i dont mean wad i said.I dont feel sorry at all when i didnt do anything wrong.Angry until my ball one big one small knn...

Hui qi fierce i scare

MOGANA CHANDRA !

2008-12-04T00:55:00.004+08:00

"Cause it's you and me and all of the people
With nothing to do, nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people and
I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off you"

I woke up late this morning,my alarm starts to ring since 5am,i nua till 6am then jump out of bed to shower.6am plus's train is already packed so no sits for me,i was standing for 10 stops and i almost doze off.It's like i'm standing on one leg and the other one is slacking and when i start to fall asleep,the leg that is straight,my knee will bend and causes me to squat down and that is super embarrassing ! I'm still on excuse boots so i'm like super free so lao mao lao ji bai ask me to go clean the drain and when i'm done doing that,he ask me to sweep the floor.He did all that because he dont want me to slack But ! when it's like 2.30pm i slept on bed till 5.30 which is knock off time *laughs* if that lao mao come to our rp bunk,i sure will get something harsh from him.He already confine me this weekend for not following instruction already that lao ji bai.His instruction is,cannot report sick outside because last time all the RP report sick outside and get mc so nobody wanan come work but ! for my case is,i go see private doctor after working hours and it's a friday night.I have money to see private doctor why must go all the way to hospital just to report sick although going to the hospital can save money cause it's FOC to all NSF. But that lao ji bai still wanna confine me,i went to S4(his boss) and tell him about this case,he asked me to sit down and talk to me.He talk for like 15 mins and tell me so many shits and really tons of fucking shits like he tell his son dont do this yet his son still do it KAO ! And when we're ending the conversation,i asked him "if enchik really confine me how ?" he said this and made me ki gao lan pa tua xui lup ! "Take it as a lesson" I FUCK YOU ! And all the RP told me i'm the first one to get confine by him which means he's really angry la.

Hope tmr will be a better day...Qi n xia are 2 naughty girls :P

pain

2008-11-30T22:59:00.010+08:00

Friday night book out liao went to see doctor mervin for my toe nail,at first they told me to go see another doctor.She's young and pretty but i have no confident so i went back to doc tan and he said if i need to remove my nail he have to give me 10 jabs to numb the toe,i was like WTF !! no way man ! So i took quite a moment to think about it and i kinda pissed him off by wasting his time.So i told him "alright,let's do it".So he gave me a total of 6 jabs but i still feel the pain so he gave me another 1 to make it 7,i still feel the pain but the injection is painful too so i endure through it.He cut my nail into half,then dig out the sharp pointed in grown nail and dif further for more fragments pieces.Nearly faint,i think 10 men whack me that kind of pain cant be compared to that mini operation.I took a video of the whole process,around 10mins plus 2 mins of dressing up my toe.He gave me one week excuse foot wear and i gave him $64 in return *OUCH* !

Satday went shopping with nigel n qs,i show them the video i took and to my surprise,nigel can watch the video calmly and for qs,during the injection part he buey ta han already rofl ! Hey i can fit into small size shirt and skinny jeans ! At night cant sleep so i watch Saw 5 at around 4am,after watching it even worst.Kept thinking about it then around 6+ then fall asleep *spit*

AS for today,early in the morning i woke up already.Feel super sleepy but cant sleep back so i had a few game with kenny and i watch this movie that is 1 of the top rated movie in the US that i cant find in sg.Catch it on www.movie6.net Super funny,i laugh my ass out !

met kenny at bugis cause i have to exchange my shirt to smaller size and we're suppose to meet around 6+ but he need to have dinner with parents so we met up around 8+ and when it's 5+ i'm already done bathing,waxing my hair,left shoe and i'm good to go. *Roar !* We ice cream at swensen's,his treat =D His dad just refill his wallet so he's loaded now haha.Kenny also didnt finish watching the video,tmr i gonna show it to jonus and derrick see who can finish that 12mins video w/o kp-ing.

Tomorrow i'll book in and wear admin attire + slippers ! wooohooo no duty for 1 week.For this wonderful 1 week i only go there and slack time away,how good can that be ? Took some photo when i was waiting for kenny,he say i look super emo. Wth ?

shag

2008-11-23T22:20:00.002+08:00

My job damn sian man,everyday draw arms then stand there guard gate.Alex sebei joker,he see the cook house auntie wearing something that look like shower cap,he greeted her "morning mdm !" .Kao eh sebei you li mao lor,jonus also buey ta han him.They pair up for duty ma then gt a tonner wanna come in but alex job is to stand there only,but he hold the rifle and walk out of the gate to kaypoh.Hold rifle step out of camp = DB already,ai zai man *respect*

Today went army mart to shop for my field pack item,sebei sian and liddat shop $20 gone ccb.Had dinner at new york new york with nigel,been so long since we ate so much until cant walk.tmr gonna wake up at 0530 again sigh,sebei no life le.Any nice PSP game to intro me ?

0430

2008-11-20T23:33:00.002+08:00

Woke up at 0430 sharp today and that fucking awesome okay ! Wanted to meet 1 of them but he overslept so i train myself to chua chu kang,somehow i take the wrong side.Should be 10 stops from amk to cck but i took the one to raffles place,to jurong then to cck.Total of 21 stops cb.Reach there liao dunno where to take bus,walk here n there sebei lost until i saw my bus number at another bus stop not far from the bus interchange.Reach camp at around 0705 which is still very early so i'll wake up at 0530 tmr,fucking retarded to wake up at 0430 lor.

2nd day of work,sebei slack as usual.Watch tv,eat,watch mp4 video n sleep.Then 1 of them happen to be chin ann's buddy and another one is his friend so 3 of us get along very well.Beret on,LVB on,rifle armed and with live rounds,i'm a RP guarding da gate ! sounds cool but it's a crappy job.Gan pua boring yet slack.

Uncle sun have been a good boy today,tan me until chao tar liao.Ytd rain until my whole uniform wet la,today bbq me.After work alex n me take train home and when we reach cck from jurong,i squeeze myself outta the train and when i was outside,i saw alex still inside.I was wondering wtf u're in there,then i call him and then to my fucking big surprise.That train goes straight to amk AARRGGHHH !! *use 2 fingers pull open my mouth & scream*

From morning until knock off,didnt see a single chio bo walk around and then i realise it's school holidays.i so fucking hate to squeeze in train,today this lady's butt was just in front of my *beep* and the train from jurong to cck was very packed then my *beep* rub here n there until i also pai seh but bo bian,i cannot even move to siam her butt.30s close to 40 so dont feel really shoik.

Derrick told me this,
Kao pei,xiao shun
Kao bu,ning na bu
Kao ka ki,shui ma lu

Today is friday,weekend off !! Hope tmr will be a better day & weather please...

new camp

2008-11-19T22:51:00.003+08:00

Morning woke up at 0530,drag until 6+ then go take cab.In the cab,the driver kept telling me that camp is super far and he repeat more than 6 times if i'm not wrong.He say lim chu kang only have 1 camp and in the end he bring me to singapore armor centre which is the wrong place and the cab fare was $31.50,i paid him and wipe off my tears when i see that big tanker in front of that camp.Great i'm at the wrong place,so i took a 10 mins walk out to look for cab.I'm surrounded my graveyards and cabs are hard to find at that hour and that kind of place.But finally i still gt myself a cab to my destination,$8.50 i wipe my tears again when i see how loc kok that place is.Good thing is that camp gan pua slack,go there met alex and alex.3 guys are posted there,me alex and another alex.Go inside the officer office sleep until hungry then go eat,nobody come and entertain us.Then when walking back,saw alot of NS men.Alex sebei you li mao sia,see who also greet."morning sgt !" "morning sir !" Then got this ah neh master sgt,alex approach him and said "good morning staff" the ah neh master sgt ignore him,then he kept greeting him until he tu lan reply him with a "good morning" *low tone* then i was showing hand signs on his rank then alex went back to him and said "good morning master" *FAINT*

WHAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD ABOUT THE FUCKING MORNING !! FUCK !!

Then today whole day only do 1 hour de duty,abit boring but better than chiong sua right ? This week will be 8-5 work for me next week should be stay in.Cause i fail my IPPT and i need to pass if i wanna book out.People that pass IPPT,once they finish their 8-5 work can go home,i have to go bunk sleep.But it's also a good thing,can keep fit in camp pls save money on transport fees.Good thing is,IPPT test is held every week so i need to pass in order to book out of camp if my shift is 8-5.
This place is fucking wulu la,hardly gt people come unless NS men or contractor.The ratio of dead people n living people here is like 1:100 rofl,christian,muslim,ah neh n chinese graves are all around and just in front of my camp la.I can touch a tomb in less than 1 min from my camp entrance. *middle finger*

After work i took alex's dad pick up to CCK train station.If u're taking pick up then please be careful with your stuff.Alex's beret flew off this morning *laugh until peng* Then i sent the other alex to amk,both of us live at amk.The cab fare is about $19.60 soooo...Today i spent a total of around $60+ on cab fares ! That's the first time and that feeling sucks,tmr i'm gonna eat grass+drain water woots ! *spit*

Tomorrow need to wake up at 0430 cause i'm taking train and bus,fuck that man.Why cant i go to some nearby camp ! I need to keep fit,pass IPPT for my freedom! ٩͡๏̯͡๏)۶

黃明志 - 麻坡的情歌

pic pic

2008-11-18T20:47:00.004+08:00

EH AH EH AH OEI ~~~

dennis & me

lincoln me jeremy & kk

me & cheong

me & jeremy

chin ann & dennis

dennis & sean

linda & dennis

poh teng & chin ann

POP LO

2008-11-16T16:43:00.004+08:00

POP LO ! Just finished the last week of our course,field camp was shit.Didnt brush teeth n shower for 3 days,prone on mud everyday and kena fuck like dog.Even our pop parade was diff from normal too,we had a 4km route march under heavy rain then walk back to our company line.Followed by the parade,in super smelly n dirty attire,but the feeling was great,during that moment i just forgot about how tired n shag i am.

Ytd morning we had a fucking hard time cleaning up the stores,thousand over sand bags n so many shits to be clear kan ni na.Drag until almost 4plus then book out.But at night we went out to have fun.Was super high and fun i swear.

poh teng,chin ann,sean,kenny,lincoin,dennis,jeremy,terrence,kok keong,ben,wen cheong plus me were at dolphin.Open around 4-5 martel,sing n kp in the pub,i think we're the most noisy group there.we start around 10-11+ then 0.45hrs liddat,lincoln cmi already so ken and me send him home,then we went back to party.Around 3+ kk down liao,he went to ben's table and gt fuck.He come back to our table n sleep rofl,took alot of pic but not my phone sigh.kk dont even know when chin ann and me are kissing him rofl.Close to 0400hrs kenny's turn to die,though he kept saying "i'm not drunk" and he cant keep his body still,dancing non stop and knocking 1 piercing siao ah beng until he sebei tu lan.I have to be apologise to that ah beng so many times diu.
Funny thing is,he kept showing me his little finger to promise him that we can walk out of here alive and play dota later,but i know for my current status,i go home sure sleep de.Not to say ken's status gan pua drunk lol.Drunk as in not drop dead,he say he still can dance,so he did a hand stand and guess u know what happen next,i carry him up.Then have to write down his address in case he cant walk back to his apartment,Funny thing is,he told the uncle there's terminal 1 & 2 near his place rofl.Me and poh teng laugh until cry,then when he taking down terrence's number,that "T-e-r-r-e-n-c-e" he type like 5 mins,type n backspace.I wanna help him but he's like "i'm not drunk la,i still can type on my own" and end up he got something like "Tfrsenad".He call me lincoln somemore,i'm his bed buddy leh ! he say i'm not his bed buddy i'm something else,cant rmb *big sigh*

Today morning i woke up at 9+ ccb,super early lor.All tks to army,body will auto wake up early in the morning.I slept at 5+ leh ! cb.Wake up liao cannot sleep back,then around 10+ kk and ken online liao rofl.Let's all laugh to it, HA ! let's all say to it, SO LAME !

19th Field Defend Squardon, Pass Out Lo !!!

fun time

2008-11-02T16:53:00.001+08:00

Friday sir let us book out to have a "long weekend" but we all know that next week we'll be confine in camp for 2 weeks.Friday is a happy halloween night man,poh teng,me,chin ann n friend,kiat hua,kk n friends,kenny + dennis went to drink at dolphin again.But when we reach there the pub was very full so dennis said "we go Next Stop" the pub name is next stop la.Knn ccb ! the martell n mixer all add water de,drink until very tu lan then the service also kns,no waitress wanna come serve us,dennis had to serve us ice n mixer.All drink until not happy then we went back to dolphin,bar top dance again,grace n kitty was dancing this time.Super hot,strip n strip while we drink n drink.kenneth cant join us cause he got confined sigh... friday night was really fun.Even kenny like that place haha.

Sat night kenneth,kk n friends +me n dennis went to dolphin again.Before that we had dinner at far east then while walking down to ps,we saw cheong so we jio him to dolphin later.Dont have much fun but we drink alot,wen cheong join us late at night when our chivas left like 1/8.So we open another one.Initially he was with erwin n zhong yi at zouk future but the both of them dont know how to party.This is wad cheong told me zhong yi attire was ok,erwin was wearing tee long pants jacket and Singapore Armed Forces Physical Training Shoe ! epic liao la.Then they both dont drink n dance then cheong lan lan go dance alone,lucky is they dont know how to party if not we cant drag him down liao haha...

Next next week where to party ? Anyone wanan join us at st.james power station ?

chivas

2008-10-27T19:00:00.002+08:00

Poh Teng say meet out this sunday night at wildhogs to play.Total we have around 8 people going,1me,2keong,3kenneth,4chin ann,5lincoln,6kenny,7poh teng,8fat.In the end only kenneth keong chin ann and me show up knn,off phone de off phone,mia n mia.So before we go wildhogs,keong say that place just got raid yesterday night.we switch plan and walk from there to china town just to draw money.Then we cab down to st.james power station because we dunno where to go,but that place fucking packed man,the Q is super long so we lan lan bo bian cab to boat quey to join dennis at wild dolphin.first thing when we reach there,tio screen by police already knn.And the total cab fare is $18 CCB $18 still havent find place to play.Reach wild dolphin 4 person 1 chivas,1 emo,1 scare drunk,1 gastric pain and they say wanna stay until 5am.Something that surprise me is ting ting went up when the gals are doing bar top dance,not really sexy but still not bad haha.Poh teng ex is working there so we ended up chatting with her and next sat we gonna drag him down.

Around 3+ kenneth and chin ann went off,left keong me and shi guan,another cutie.These waitress are pretty young man,youngest is 16.Not even leagal,dont know what the bar owner is thinking.Then around 5+ keong and me left to eat fishball noodles,really is fishball noodles lor.The whole bowl only have fishball n noodles sebei suxs.

I think next week i can forget about drinking,not much cash left.Liddat every weekend go drink,the money spent sebei shiong sia.Maybe planning to go zouk or st james,anyone wanan join us ? drop me a sms/call.

Tomorrow is our live range and the reward of marksmen is $200 hot cash *cheers* If i were to get marksmen,this weekend go wild dolphin again wahahah.Keong i know u wanna go *laughs*

drink n drink more

2008-10-26T20:38:00.006+08:00

ytd went shopping with keong,kk and wan wan.KK's outfit was a little strange+wan wan look very sexy so we attract alot of attention lol.wanted to watch coffin but the time slots are super fuck up so we went arcade to slack,didnt know kk can play those drumming game n KOF that well woooo.We ended up at suntec starbuck la kopi then when wan wan n kk are leaving,kk gave me a kiss when i wasnt looking at him.KNN ! sebei er xin and pai seh lor *spits*

Met up dennis then go drink at dolphin with keong.Love that place very much man,hot and young waitress and super happening place.They will have bar-top dance when it's around midnight and around 3am+.Yesterday night sebei high lor,that pub is already very packed and kinda look like club.People dancing n moving along to the loud n high music,power la dae.

And as for today,Platoon 3 section 2A have a small gathering to have some "fun" which will include of liquor and women.Woooo ~ gotta get ready to party.Anyways...Happy deepavali la dae.

me & keong

brother-ship

2008-10-26T20:24:00.002+08:00

Learn new weapon today,during IA drill we have to pretend we're shooting so everyone say bang bang bang while lincoln kenny and me say "diu diu diu" ! But SGT only hear my voice cos i was nearest to him so i got punish by holding the rifle at the muzzle part(the tip of the weapon) The first min was cake but slowly my arms starts to drop lower n lower and everytime i drop lower,sgt will extend the time by 1 more min.Slowly add up to 30 mins then 1 hour knn,really buey ta han liao,arm cannot hang there straight.Then kenny was the first to stood up and tell sgt that he wanna share the pain,then slowly whole bunk stood up except 1 guy.Touching moment man,then after that someone shouted "FALL IN" we went down to fall in then got punish again,this time is rifle over head chao ji bai.Even when i'm having dinner,my hands also shake la.

updates!!!

2008-10-21T19:00:00.003+08:00

Last book out was great. Though it's only 1 day but i feel it's a long period of fun n freedom outside.Went home straight from SBAB and had a few dota game wit my bed buddy.Went to bugis wit nigel n qs.Bought some shirts and shoe then meet up wit gab n gang to drink. That place is fucking wulu can,normally if nobody take cab go, u wont see cab in there. It's a long way in wit old n lousy lamps but the pub there is good enuff for me. Table soccer , pool table , ktv n chio bu. Talk alot of army stuff wit them , leen was drunk and she spill the jar of coke over me and liang. Liang was acting very gentlemen saying it's ok but in the toilet he swear and curse like open tap *laughs* after that i wanted to go chang k but everyone was like seh + tired already so end up going home to play dota.

And rightnow which is tuesday , i'm reporting sick of my in grown toe nail. Waited 1 hour lying on the treatment room unattended , i guess they are having their lunch. Then finally came 5 to 6 medics wit a doctor. The doctor operate my toe while the others stop n stare , i mean watch n learn. One big jab beside the wound which was fucking painful n the doctor remove the swollen flesh by pinching wit a pincer
then pull it out. Super gross and alot was flowing out none stop again and during the process , one of the medic blast this song "leona lewis-bleeding love" i was like wtf ! Pain ah. And everyone sing along "keep bleeding in love". 4 more days to book out damn it. I'm in sick bay right now , walking wit a limp.

Kenny is wit me too, he look fucking sick. He was just taken away by the medics, he shit blood in his poop.Thats serious shit man ! And i'm left alone in the room dreaming, one thing good is there's air con but the bed sheet is dirty and there's no pillow n blanket. No entertainment here, even counting cock hair is fun
imo. Kenny, me n kk planned to meet out this sat to shop, drink n sing wit kk's god daughter. And keong show me her friendster pic using the medical center's pc, very kawaii lor. But keong like her so much *laughs*. That wan wan is bringing her gf along so there will be 2 girls. The good thing is, keong like tits, i like tits but kk love dicks so...there will not be competition lol.

My medical status says i'm excuse upper limb, boots and only able to do light duties, i can skip show parade already :) i went throught a night of show parade because my boots have some mud knn sebei jialat.Stand so long and sgt call 1 by 1 to go up iron their uniform n polish their boots wit a 2mins countdown and u know its fucking impoosible. Will update more when i come back.

CCB

2008-10-11T18:50:00.006+08:00

I got posted to Sembawang air base course,lane and ganesh are in the same platoon as me,just different bunk but it's just next door so doesnt matter.See new faces again,i already spot a guy with thick spec and super thick bibble,he's one full face pimped sabo christian.No idea why my bunkmates hate christian so much,we gather at night we chat and they told me all the funny incident about their clashes with christian.Uncle christian went up to kennth's door at around 8am and when he open the door with half eyes open,uncle christian said "Amen !". Kennth shout knnbccb and slam the door.Kennth's dad asked "who's that" followed by openening the door then kennth said "hong gao la" Then his dad slam the door.Super rude but people just dont like to be disturb early in the morning.And one time they give out free packet of rice to all the resident there and kennth's house happend to be nearby the church.So this auntie christian went up to give him this packet of rice plus some bibble,he do this super funny stun by putting both hands on his head and say "take my rice ah take my rice,join my church ah join my church" then he slam the door to end the conversation rofl,the whole bunk laugh till cry.

1st night we did alot of admin stuff and waiting to cut my hair,it's already 11pm+ and there's still like 30 men not done cutting hair so barber went home.We slept around 12 and when i went into the bunk i almost faint,like i see a super hot women with a dick,it is super terrible !! The tiles is like OCH pattern (square square type) with thick black dust over the floor,fans cover with super thick dust too and when i on the fan,i cant feel any wind.The mattress is only a long piece of sponge ! OH MY TIAN LA CB ! The worst thing is the blanket,we thought bedsheet blanket n pillow case are clean,yes they are clean but they smells ! Because after washing they will stack them up and this made the blanket smell like poop,seriously POOP.The night is cold but nobody uses the blanket,we rather use wet tower or freeze to death than to use the blanket.That is how terrible that blanket is ! For the cookhouse,another power pack place,outside the cookout there's this signboard says "Lunch Club" and the entrance is made of glass door,every thought after a day of hard work we can have our meal in air con environment.But when we go into the cookhouse,fucking hell *spit on the floor* KNN CCB that fucking place smells like pet shop,super bth man.I miss tekong alot alot *kiss tekong* This old air base cannot compare with tekong man.

We're private already and they still wanan cut our hair knn.Treat us like REC ! CHAO REC ! Everyday kena pump like dogs liddat,and everyday in the morning sure have lecture.And whenever there's lecture,someone MUST sleep not will.I'm one of them,it's super bth one,sure will fall asleep.Then one of my bunkmate sat beside the commando warrant officer,and guess wad happened to him ? He warrant wake him up,took his water botter and gave him a shower.(my poor bunk mate is in no.4 uniform+air con lecture room)

3rd day,IC call out people for medical appointment and i laugh super hard at this 3 names "chin Gen Wing(chicken wing la) Goh Chee Hong(sebei lol) & Simon Qing(Xi Men Qing) there's even a Steven Lim in my course,i hope he dont know anything about dragonball.

Today is book out day and when we're going for lunch,it rain *middle finger to the lord* After our area cleaning + lots of push ups,we finally get to book out.But that skinny pimple face hong gao gay chu stun sia.He said forgot to take hp,so 146 people wait for him.Everytime wanna come my bunk ask something also use that ah gua voice,i'm sad to say but that's his nature voice.And every morning he'll raed his bible outside the bunk and he sleep next to us,my bunkmate will walk pass and curse n swear until he go back lol.

I wonder why they like to knock door to door to tell people bible and how geat their lord is and want them to join their church,i rather they donate rice to those poor countries since the father earn fucking lots $_$ but too bad they cant buy sex ! *laughs* Even south park video shows father with a naked child beside him,they cant have women but males ? i dont wanna know,so many child moslest case from those ang mo countries by the father...

Today book out and i need to book in tmr night liao,sebei no life.Alraedy posted to RP still need to go field defense course gum lan ??! So many things to buy for the course,and our commando warrent officer standard is super high can.He want our boots to shine and uniform to be super ultra straight as in starch-ed iron-ed and hard type.Those retro army style,sebei sian.Every now and then have to iron uniform but no matter how good we iron,it'll go back to it's original form because we always kena pump like dogs *bark bark* During the first day,our sgt told us there's smoking break after the 3 meals and after 5pm it's OTOT(own time own target) but dunno y he peng wei,then so many of them cannot tahan.Go smoke in toilet la,smoke at wront timing la and all those stupid stuff despo smoker can do.Already so many kena caught liao.

Muthu dad was kind enough to sent me home this afternoon but i dont really like the ride cause the car contain kathi,muthu,ganesh n muthu's dad.The smell gao lat gao lat + the song,can lau bak sai(drop tears).I dont wanan book in ! help me please...And guess wad,they gonna delay our pay CCB ! until end of this month then can get.

fuck up

2008-10-05T23:00:00.002+08:00

2310 hrs already which means time to sleep soon.Good news is Avenged Sevenfold coming to singapore at 24 oct and it's a friday night and the bad news is,friday night i'll still be in camp training.I missed the first concert and i'm gonna miss the second one,fuck up.What to do,national service *suck thumb*

Been playing dota for the whole day,kinda sick of it now.Wrath of The Lich King is coming out soon and it's like few days before my course end.I dont even have time to lvl my warlock to 80,and the question is...After the course will it be 8-5,work few days off few days or only book out on friday ?

Tmr morning i have to book in with my field pack n duffle bag,so fucking big n heavy plus i'm taking bus.Hope tomorrow will be a pleasent day for me,please.

movie feast

2008-10-05T01:23:00.002+08:00

This monday i'll be getting my regimental police arm band and i'm not even excited about it.Because monday noon i'll be send to sambawang air base for another 6 weeks course,back to recuit life.The officer said we need to cut botak again and there's field camp.Someone wake me up from this nightmare please.

Meet km a for bunny house after the movie we went good speed cafe to look at how kids play dota.You just wanna take over their keyboard and help them play,small kids these days play dota.During my time i only go online look at pokemon.When nigel reacged we had pizza for dinner then follow by big stan.Both movies are worth watching,i rate 4 stars for them.Sweet balls...

sian ah

2008-10-01T22:40:00.003+08:00

I Slept late on tuesday night and i kept falling asleep during wednesday's lesson.Go where also sleep,nearly kena caught by the officers.And we suppose to have pratical lesson but thank god it rain ! so lesson was cancelled and we were told to go audi room to slack.The malayu get to go back at 1pm and we still need to go audi room for movie(just to waste our time)and lecture.Watched some lame clips and "The Kingdom".The lesson was super boring and guo shen have serious bad breathe,even kathi bth the smell.And he's like a fly,bugging me non stop with some boring topics and i have to entertain him.Kept tellinh me wad's their best selling can drink n tibits in his school,wtf man ! After dismiss (finally peace),we took bus back to amk with sayat jay.He's from phili and he talk in a very maid manner.Thursday need to bring helmet,sian !

Today whole day stay at home watch 篮球火,super addictive can.

Actually wanted to watch bunny house de,but i call A,A said busy.Call B he ask me watch online,ask c,he said 2 stars nia not nice.Dont care liao,this coming friday night,die die also must drag someone out with me.

Time now is 11.56pm already and tomorrow's revile is 5.15am sigh...Today is malayu's big day,i should go there house with bua gua.Mei Zhen Xiang ! Zhen de heng xiang wor!

pang gang loh

2008-09-27T14:26:00.003+08:00

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Friday's training suppose to end at around 7pm plus but we finish the test fast and around 5.30pm we're FO from camp already.That feeling is super shoik,friday evening,school girls & chio bu going home,dont have to sleep early.But the sad thing is,my bus always dont have any chio bu but have a 198cm ganesh beside me.Thanks lor god...Reach home change and went down for jog,this time jog until sebei hiong.Around 5km bah,8 rounds around the park(park all auntie knn)then run from my house to somewhere close to bishan park then jog back home.This 30s lady sprint to catch up with me whenever she sees me coming towards her,and i always win her haha.Race until sian liao that's why i jog out of park to look for chio bu.Now i know why people jog along the road,no fresh air but have a better view instead of trees n grass *smile*

Met up with km n nigel for dinner.Wanted to have Ichiban Sushi but nigel said he's sick of sushi so i say go new york x2.In the end we dinned at fish & co.Dinner was great,after dinner we walk around amk to look for chio bu plus exercise abit.Only spot a few,the amk hub now dont have much chio bu liao and it's saturday night.Went ntuc look look see see but still dont see any,then suddenly wanna eat pop corn.$5 for my regular size pop corn knn.Next time when i'm married,my money need my wife to control.Just this few hours down at hub,i spent like $70 already kao...

Play a few games of dota with john,that fellow knn.He know how to swear in indian,pro liao lor.And he pronounce until very ah neh lor,he told me even his ah neh friends already say he's good in speaking tamil.Pundeh la *smiles*

Today is 28th already and my contact lense still havent arrive *sigh* how long am i going to wait.

This vid reminds me of sec school life,how hard we train for competition.

sian X 99

2008-09-25T23:38:00.003+08:00

Woke up at 5am again,walk like zombie to the toilet then went back to nua on bed until 5.30am.Gan jiong go bath then chiong out of house,hate wearing boots.Stand for like 40 mins on train,morning no chio bu only auntie sian sian sian.Lesson whole day in the lecture room,super sian.The way the sgt present the power point slides is like reading what the page says,super boring can.Then we're force to pay $7 for photo which i dont wanna buy at all.And the photo taking is so long,total of 4 syndicate took like 1 hour plus.Tmr need to bring LBV for pratical lesson,lucky dont need to bring helmet *phew* Tmr pratical lesson until 7pm neh ! kao bth ah...But the good thing is,after tmr can enjoy weekend liao.

Today something funny happened again,ganesh was listening to some indian song on his psp and he's singing out what that guys are singing in the MTV,i was so fucking pissed,because he was shaking his leg so hard and i'm sleeping so i decided to do something about it.I ask him to take off ear phones so others will buey ta han then he'll get some shit from everyone BUT ! the song attracts all the ah neh ! OMG
All of them come over to our sit and sing along to the lyrics,ganesh said it's a "god song video" i thought it's some kind of bollywood MTV shit.

My time now is 0030 and i'm late to lala land ! gonna sleep for now,hope tmr will be a better day,PLEASE !

boring lectures...

2008-09-24T22:52:00.004+08:00

Woke up reluctantly at 0500,feel fucking terrible.My legs and arms ache and it's because of the 4km jog and 60 spider push ups i did after course.Maybe i do more than what my body can take,when i was jogging i dont feel tired at all but it's the hunger and thirsty-ness made me go home for dinner.The park dont have any chio bu jogging if there is,i'll jog 6km no prob haha.

Supposingly there's a 3km jog but due to the sweet rain,they change it to more lecture.Whole day is like lecture and some pratical lesson and SAF said NSF cant blog or give out any info on training n stuff.Anyways,the training is boring and during the lecture,i can shower u with my drool.Then again ! this is SAF lecture room,how the fuck can i sleep ? Unless the instructor is a slacker and you're right,he is one big slacker.Sitting in between guo shen n ganesh isnt "fun".As we're told to fill in some personal info for some stuff and that's when they start to ask "ehhh...how to spell !#!@$!@#".If they ask come chim words and i know how to spell,i'll be gladly to help em but !
Guo Shen: "how to spell singel ?" i spell it for him and ganesh ask me...
Ganesh: "how to spell brother ?" So i spell it for him..."ermm F-U-C-K-E-R simple" And the funny thing is,he actually wrote it down and it took like 3 sec for him to realise.I was like ROFL+cry,ganesh is a nice person like a friendly black giant,198cm but he's one dirty fellow.I took bus home with him and it was packed so we sit side by side.Now i know why the public hate NS men when they take the same bus,that son of a dogfucker smells like some burned grass+sweat+indian coconut.He's like that even in BMT,never shower and that can last up to 2 weeks.Never wash clothes,wear used dirty clothes everyday and nobody wanna stand beside him.Usually if everyone sweat and you wont realise who smells the worst but for his case,is superb.He's still a nice person.

My time now is 2323 few more mins and not hours to bed because i feel so sleepy throughout the 3 days.Have to smoke n chew sour stuff to keep myself awake.Today a mdm came in and tell us about this overseas training which is a year course,Brunei,Thailand & Taiwan.The pay is decent but going there for 1 year,i'll go crazy,but if i have a chance to go ermm...i'll choose taiwan because wo ai tai mei,tai me ai wo lol. cold~

Taiwan is easier for us chinese to communicate there and taiwan chicks are hot,and i wanna go their "ye dian" (club). And in taiwan there's so many tv programme that cannot be found in singapore.But i still prefer singapore girls,in terms of wisdom.

sakae

2008-09-19T04:20:00.010+08:00

Lights off 2230hrs revile 0530,hey this aint tekong this is my home ! fuck that lights off and revile timing.Ever since POP i'm already used to sleep late and i dont feel sleepy when it's after 2230,my batt can last till morning.No exercise,lack of sleep will make me grow fat ! I slept early in the morning and wake up late in the noon,body is too lazy to jog or shits that will sweat away the fats n unhealthy stuff.And today i had sakae sushi buffet for lunch/dinner,that meal gonna make me gain like 2-3kg.After eating to 9/10% fullness+satisfaction we walk 1 train station distance to digest and some sight seeing but all the school girls went home already it's already 6pm+ so didnt see any chicky around.I can hardly stand straight after eating,ab area is as hard as a rock but it's filled with food+liquid rofl.

I like how i pass my pass few days,eat sleep play+poka ice green tea but 2 more days to new camp and 2 more days to my toe operation,can anything worst happen to me ? I seriously need a kitkat.

This pic is just so hilarious /rofl (Mores fight@karazhan)

Drakedog 8 Distruction Warlock PvP madness.

POP LO

2008-09-11T13:11:00.013+08:00

Sergeant, had us iron-ed bottom pants
Boots with the shine
The whole company was looking at us
We bang the floor
Next thing you know
Sergeant, knock us down,one two three four five six seven eight...

Lights off 2230hrs but we're still active at 2345hrs.Sergeant veknesh came up section 2 to smoke and slowly the whole platoon's smoker gathered there.Lucky our bunk have strong and powerful fans,if not i wonder how the non smoker gonna sleep with that thick smoke screen in the bunk.Went back to our bunk and remove all the mattress from our bed and place them on the floor to make it look like a super duper king size bed.5 of us slept there like chatlet,that feeling great.Kalei came over and ask if he can row over the 5 of us,we agree to it and he row over like 2-3 times,my back hurts.Then moonshi saifudin and khai join in the fun too,faint.Smoke plus some fun made us tired so everyone went to sleep.

0500hrs we woke up and get ready for the last and final parade,the Passing Out Parade ! 1015hrs We march in the parade square and stand there for very long,mr ong ah heng that son of a bitch,he fucking fail at giving speech.Made the soldiers and parents there sleepy and he cant even pronounce words clearly,sounds funny too.Legs numb and someone fainted.Then we sang the infantry song and "stand up for singapore" it was super funny when we sing wrong lyrics and tone at wrong time,our compant sang extreamly loud so it's super obvious that we sing it wrongly.After all the crap is done,we march out and throw our rifle in the 5 tonner then run back to the parade square for the BMTC ROAR !!

We are the warriors of B-M-T-C
Spirit of the bayonet in my blood
Dont mess with us cause we're the best
We're the best in the SAF
B-M-T-C will shake you HA beat you HA
B-M-T-C will crush you HA toughen you HA
Throught basic....WE EXCEL !!

At this moment the MC will annouince, "Ladies and gentlemen" we'll place out jocky cap on our shoulder. "I present you THE TRAINED SOLDIERS !!! " We threw our cap high and shout POP LO !!! Wonderful moments,nearly cry like a baby.

Ang,me,lance

ang,lance

lance,me,ang pointing at YOU !

lance and me flexing,ang's bro dont wanna add my arm in ptff

me,ang,arthur

The first company to leave tekong is Apache and it goes like this, A,B,D,G,K and i'm at G so ang,lance and me tear off the G coy sticker on our bag and sneak in to act like we're from apache.Never to know that even justin,kai boon and kati are there too LOL,singaporeans.

RO for tonight,meet bugis Topshop 1830 LOL.We're so used to military life and this big bomb shell happen to walk pass us,we stare like bunch of fucktards.I can almost see the nipple,imagine how low it is.We had KFC for dinner just to save money then play 3 game of pool,2300hrs we went to top 1 for K ! Everyone sing till we're like super dead,as we're used to sleep at 2230hrs and we stay all the way till 0300hrs last night.Tired but very fun,i cant even talk now.

ang with lance's cap.com'on be proud of our botak head la

boon,lance

boon,me

ang,lance act fierce

he wanna have 5 kids !

juice and more juice ! no alchol and we're already dead.

me,arthur

omg i'm gonna...

he need a cap badly

act cute number 5 pose

YOU !

Although ang went off at 0100+hrs,said he have some tai ji at china town to settle,we still spent a very wonderful night together.We only know each other for 3 months but we're like buddies for 3 years because they are the people that go throught rain,punishment,shit,terrible moments and fun with.

The last night together may be short but i'm sure everyone enjoyed themselves and will never forget this day, 10 09 08 Gryphon Coy,Platoon 1,Section 4

BMT = Best moment together...

Something in my ASS

2008-08-19T22:33:00.001+08:00

chao jibye! This week fucking suey. Firstly is my in-grown toe nail,
i remove already but its still swollen and i have no fucking idea why.
Secondly is my cute little hole, grow 1 pile outside it. I used boon's
mom n my mom's method but it doesnt help! What u are gonna see next may
be disturbing n disgusting. I tried to push it back n wash it with some
toothpaste but it's still swollen n whenever i push it back, it'll come
out. The most i can pushback is half. Most irritating part is when i fart
, it does not allow the air to come out smoothly, fucked up. When i pass
motion i bleedlike a pussy na bei ji bye. Went to see medical officer.
He's a fucking cunt no kidding. I bleed alot before i went to see him and
he took less than 5 mins to examine me and i dont even need to show him my
hole. The registation medic saw my reason for reporting sick. He laugh like
a slut. The medical officer also show me that enduring laughter face. When
collecting medicine, the medic also laugh *middle finger up* i got this
medicine that is around the size of half a index finger that need to be
inserted into the hole. I told the medic i can handle it myself but he
insist that i must let him service for me. So i went into the room *
door locked* took off my pants and open my door and waiting for him to
finger me. Was my first time and i swear though i'm in air-con room. He
insert in with the help of lubrican. I told him "sian ah first time must
give u sebei sian ah". You know what he told me? "u sian, u sure u sian?
I more sian then u ar, u kena fuck by a guy and im the one fucking you,
REC!" and he slowly drill it in. I walk back to my bunk like a duck cum
crab kan ni na.

andre is fucking lucky. He fractured his wrist and he need to go home rest
till 29th ji bye. Today im having my 16km route march n i cant even walk
like normal person so im excused for that but! I have to walk 48 rounds to
make that up. I just inserted that bullet size pill into my hole, took quite
some time and i drill it in like a man ok? So right now im lying side-way on
my bed resting my butt, feeling very lonely n bored. Everyone is sleeping
and i didnt bring my mp4 along *cries* next 2 days ill be having live firing
, time to kill somebody ! Just kidding, Why so SERIOUS ? LET ME PUT A SMILE
ON YOUR FACE ! (:

nail out !!

2008-08-10T18:05:00.003+08:00

Friday night we booked out at 9pm+ reach home 10pm plus already,larry drove me down to cini to meet chin hong n charles for movie at cini.Had mutton pasta at organic cafe then chin hong came along with 2 packet of combat ration *faint* That was worst than shit and he love it so much,idont know why ! the firday night now compared to last time is just so diff.Where's all the chicks !?! They are either found in shopping center or outside smoking,didnt see much along the road.Or they choose to hang at vivo than town these days ?

After movie was like 2am plus and larry have to send chin hong and me home,can see he's fucking sleepy already.We are used to sleep at 2230,4 of us fall asleep during the show and that was my first time sleeping when watching movie cb.When i reach home and bath it was around close to 4am already but i still endure till morning 7am before i really buey dong and fall asleep.

Saturday went to eat pizza with nigel,watied so long for our pizza.The waiter came over and tell us this "sorry we broke the pizza" WTF ? and they compensate us with a regular "starbites cheesy extream pizza" then came along with our 2 regular pizza.Really feel like vomiting after everything,i wanted to watch money no enough 2 but they timing knn.Cant watch any shit during weekend at my place and town area,always full !

I always eat and spend alot when i book out,need someone to help me control.Oh ya,i digged out my in-grown nail already.Fucking pain but it's out now,i can run n do routh march without pain *cheers*

Gonna meet zoey n rachel for dinner next week but still have to see if i have any guard duty or comfinement ? =.="

Why SAF dont bring girls in for the soldiers ? i always see that happening in movies n drama,they will bring girls for the soldiers to enjoy after war or though training as a reward.Andre still havent bring me to masaji yet le cb,waited 3 weeks already lor.4 more weeks to POP !

Why so serious ? I'll put a smile on you...

I fucking love the way she SCCREEAMMM !!!

shopping spree !!

2008-08-03T01:23:00.005+08:00

Back from camp again,fucking tired now but i dont wanna sleep that early.first 2 days we slack all the way because some of them went for SIT test so we cant do shit without full strength.3rd day we have IPPT,knn fucking tired after 2.4 run.Really is chiong and force myself to pass,i was running with eddy and during the run we kept doing stupid things.I'll say "If you're 555 ?" then he'll reply "6 6 6" i'm trying to motivate him and we're slipknot fans so he know what to reply after that "If you're 555".Company K,H,J book out on friday night and we Gryphon must stay till saturday noon,the planning really fuck up.Saturday morning we had aqua job,easy jogging in water but the u'll feel the kick usually at night or few hours after the exercise.After book out met nigel for my shopping plan,went to Marina's Top Man and nothing attract me.Then bought a polo and tee from Revotage.

Walk into quick silver and saw my sec school friend with his gf,he's in BMT too but he's in commando unit *whistle*.On the way to suntec saw a few bermudas from Recoil so bought a bermuda and a polo.

We went to suntec's Topman bought a yellow polo for only $19 and it's like 70% discount so i grabbed it without thinking much,it's the leftover for the last season i guess but the current polo they have this season is really cmi.

Then Raffles's Espirt and cant find the bermuda i saw on magazine,disappointed.Then we went to peni plaza to look for nigel's shoe but the shop wasnt open today,fuck it.
After that we walk to Bugis because we were still drinking and cant take train,walk around bugis junction and nothing attact us so we go further in to bugis street and that's when the wallet starts to slim down.First shop landed in Spade,the salesperson look skinny but i told nigel she's not that chio so we'll come back later.Went Freshbox and got this berm.

After that i go back Spade and bought 1 polo and 1 tee from her,wanted to get her number but my balls shrinked....

After walking away from that girl we went to bugis junction Topman to buy a belt then to Everlast to get nigel's shoe.Finally we hop on 130 back to amk but on the way back soon kiat called and he ask if i'm at home,because he want me to check "The Mummy" timing.Just nice,nigel and me wanna watch The Mummy too,we're somewhere in little india and they are at plaza sing.I told them i'll cab to PS to meet them up because saiful,charles,shawn,chin hong,soon kiat are over there and 2 of them already posted out and that will be the last time i see them.But their planning really fuck up,made both of us fucking pissed.When we reach ps's golden village and helping them to check the avaliable timing,they are still at cathay and nvm becuase they are coming over so we wait at golden village.But when they reach plaza sing and we talk about what other movie and earliest timing avalible for us,end up they dont wanna watch.Shawn driving them to CQ for dinner and they pang seh us there at plaza sing and i havent even meet and see their face yet ccb.Train-ed back to amk hub hopping for 2 slots of The Mummy but the earliest timing is 2am plus.I dont know it's pure suey or what,even the lift is bullying us

Waited for a moment for people to come out so we can enter the lift.walked to eng wah to check timing,saw a fucking long q there.Hungry,shag,little sleepy and fucking pissed already.Dropped the idea of watching movie and we stick to the original plan of having satay for dinner,we ordered 10 mutton 10 chicken and 10 beef,1 big plate of hokkien mee,1 plate of carrot cake plus 4 glass of sugar cane juice.

Been so long since i ate so much and it's really to that "cannot walk" stage.
Went home and nigel show me this e-mail about china's english signboard and i loled.

I'M BACK !

2008-07-26T21:07:00.003+08:00

I'm back again ! I used to hate cook house's food and the condition of our bunk BUT ! after that 6 days of field camp,i learn to cherish what i have.Sunday morning we walk 8km to camp site with our full battle order,legs n shoulder are about to chui but still tahan through.My buddy and me set up our "bed" then proceed on with training.The first training was fun,as it was the first time we're using blank rounds,bang bang bang ! sebei song.But in the jungle we cant stand if we're not doing anything,gotta be in high kneel position and that's worst than funeral knn.Didnt shower or shit for the next few days,rolling running hidding.Ants bite,heat rash here pain there pain, sebei jialat.Combat ration look cool but it taste like shit,seriously SHIT no kidding.That's when everyone starts to think of how good cook house food is.And during the first night,it rain super heavy knn.Whole body wet plus very cold then midnight 2am still need to wake up for guard duty ccb.I woke up at 2.20am and i thought the leader forgot to wake me up so i go back to sleep but around 2.30 he came and wake me up,lan lan wake up put on my goretex jacket(rain coat) plus darling (SAR 21) and loaded with some rounds (biscuits).The rain is super heavy and we're not allow to use light and it's fucking cold,muddy ground sebei jialat situation.Camo on 24/7 face fucking itchy also cannot clean knn.But on the 3rd day if i'm not wrong,we have a day of rest and that's the only time we can shower.And the shower is a jelly can shared between 12 soldiers,sebei jialat.Rain almost everday,wanan change clean dry pair of undies n socks also cannot.The break is not for nothing,it's because we're digging our "grave" the next day.And sgt say the hole only need to cover your body+equipment and most of us thought we can do it in less than an hour.But fuck it really hard,we took the whole day and i'm so fucking shag.We cant dig without clothes,need to put on boots,pants,long sleeve uniform,helm and LBV plus rifle ccb.Really can peng but tahan through again.At night we were told to sleep inside there,cb that whole is wet and there's so many roots rocks n insects CMI la.So ang,arthur,lance and me put ground sheet on the floor and sleep.We were also told to do guard duty but none of us wanna do because in the middle of the night will the sgt come over to check on us ? i dont think so.But at night sgt really happen to walk pass us and ask why the 4 of us are sleeping tgt lol,we told him we're waiting for the next group to finish their duty and he believe us lawl.5am plus wake up and we need to cover up the hole we dig,help the commanders to carry their stuff and clear the whole area,fucking rush.Next stop is the urban ob training,it's a place with shop houses and we need to know how to ambush and clear the area,very fun.Just like swat team,u can really feel it but when u're firing in the room,the sound of the gun fire is loud de lor.During the night we were suppose to sleed at the oil palm plantion but it rain again cb,so sgt want 40+ of us to sqeeze in that urban ob training ground for the night,40 men in a size of a 12men bunk.We managed to get smoke break at the 2nd floor and that's the first time i smoke in total darkness,pretty guai.And we were told to wake up at 5+ the next morning BUT ! 4am in the morning they threw thunder flash(small explosive that create loud bang) and many gun shot to wake us up,screaming n scolding at us.when i woke up i was really very blur and i wanna pee! The place was fucking chaotic just like it's under attack.Then we got fuck hard after we took our stuff out to fall in,sgt n sir screaming n we got pump like dogs.After that we proceed to BIC training,it's a big arena with 3 GPMG(heavy machine gun) shooting and we have to leopard n back crawl through the 80m ground,sebei tired n jialat.That's end of the field trip and same thing i wanna say,SAF serve and fuck off.

On the way back home i ordered 1 large hawaii,1 medium seafood,6 pcs sweet n spicy drumlets and 6 pcs honey chicken wings.Total $57 the delivery man come and ask for money,i also shock.Stand there stone awhile before i go search for money knn.Then when i wanan eat in my room,my mum pass me the phone bill,$78 of GPRS date usage , 15720byte CCB ! i only use few mins to surf web nia lor CCB ! then my mum dont let me withdraw money for tmr's shopping.So lan lan stay at home,and wait till next week.Shag disappointed sian feel like dying.

Slipknot will be releasing their new album on August 25 2008, [All Hope Is Gone]

Track Listing
1. "Execute"
2. "Gematria (The Killing Name)"
3. "Sulfur"
4. "Psychosocial"
5. "Dead Memories"
6. "Vendetta"
7. "Butcher's Hook"
8. "Gehenna"
9. "This Cold Black"
10. "Wherein Lies Continue"
11. "Snuff"
12. "All Hope Is Gone"

Bonus tracks
13. "Child of Burning Time"
14. "Til We Die"
15. "Vermilion Pt. 2" (Bloodstone mix)

CB commanders

2008-07-12T19:28:00.004+08:00

Training as per normal daily,finished 4km routh march and i lost my voice again due to loud shouting.Selfish people just dont wanna sing,muthafuckers.We're isseued with a SAR-21 each,our new wife and it's fucking cool looking and so much better than M-16 but the responsibility of holding a rifle sucks.And i'm the armstroke IC,meal IC and few weeks later i'll be platoon IC,cb y gimme so many post.We had our tech handling test and someone stole a dummy round,made all the commanders search for it.They found it around the smoking area which is obvious that someone took it because the training shelt n smoking arena is so far apart.That fucker just refuse to admit and if i'm the one who took it,i wouldnt admit too.I'll sure get beaten up.The sir punish the whole company becuase they dont know who took the dummy round.And they gave us 15mins of admin time knn,i rush up to shower and sleep.During the night at around 11pm i woke up,too cold to sleep.I know fever is coming,in the morning i was at 37.3C and when we fall in,i was at 37.7C.I feel fucking weak n sick so i fall out during SOC lesson,But sgt still want me to clean the SOC ground,eh i'm sick alright ? why ask me to do stuff like that.I feel like fainting when i want cleaning the bars on top of the chair and they just wouldnt care ! After cleaning i went back to rest in the training shelt and my temp raises up to 38.1C,really cold n weak at that moment so i took a nap.Got caught my OC and he fuck me up,he wanna confine me too,he said "go sleep in your bunk now,i'll let u sleep until sunday morning" knn.I told him i'm running on high fever and he dont give a damn about it.But in the end he ask me to rest in the training shelt and if i doze off,he'll confine me.Thinking of all this shits,i'm having second thought of going SISPEC.The commanders dont take care of the status personal and they use them to do shit work.Those that are on status dont even have time to take medicine not to say rest.The commanders made them to carry stuff,set up water point to support the training but what if someone faint or die ? They fucking dont give a damn,i really hope someone die or faint outta this so they will take action.Even the OC dont care for the report sick personal,so i dont have to follow the "chain of command" complain to platoon sgt,CSM then OC.I think if the school commander happen to walk pass again,we'll complain to him straight althought we'll get fuck but i think that's the only way.Took cab home with eric today,he said something that really confused me of going SISPEC or not,he said"go for 6month course and u'll transform from worm to dragon for 1 year plus" But the way the commandes treat the report sick personal...sigh

sian

2008-07-06T02:02:00.003+08:00

Went to the doctor and got rid of my in-grown toe nail,bleed alot and it hurts.Book in to tekong for my 1 day "holiday".It's fucking boring in there,sleep,slack,heads out and clean officer's place cb.Gahnesh got confined too,so i slept in his bunk.I wasnt used to sleep alone in this building and it not small,and i seriously dont dare to sleep alone there lol.But sleeping next to gahnesh is so yawns.com .He kept asking me about downloading stuff and tell me alot about his life,how heroic he was and how smart and imba he can be.At first we were discuessing about porn and when i explore his psp,his taste for porn sucks.Blur,hug tits,and only jpg format.Worst thing is,he dont know how to use pc and "what's destop" teach him until i fall asleep.But 1 thing good about him is,the energy biscuit he gave me was great.

Weekend is precious,confine sucks,home sweet home.
Reach home,shower with WARM WATER,24/7 AIR CON,SOFT PILLOW,TY & PC and MUMMY'S FOOD.
Mum prepared bird nest and tonic for my throat,i talk like a rockstar now (deep tone).In camp sing song so loudly till i lost my voice,wanna tell the cab driver my address also hard knn.

Saw some army song video and i'm so in the mood to go for monday rout march and SOC but i dont think my current toe nail will allow me to wear boots.Tmr 4pm+ need to get ready to book in already knn,shi sian de lor...It's 2.48am now and i'm already super steam,even 12+ i already going to K.O. So used to 2230 lights off timing.

3rd week

2008-07-04T19:30:00.002+08:00

Offically finished 1 month of BTM already ! around 2-3 months to go.Got my hair cut again cb,when i enlist they shave everything until it's 2cm left and now they gave us this 1cm style,cooling nor knn.I like biscuit so much now,so addicted."bing gan bing gan ! " always say that to irritate lance and the boons.Did 3km rout march and it was fun and really no kick at all lol.i gotta book in now,continue on sunday

2nd week

2008-07-04T18:57:00.002+08:00

2nd week of BMT.
I got fever in the morning and i wanna endure through the training so i didnt care much about my health.At night it went up to 38.2 and i feel super weak,so i report to sgt and i was sent to the medical center.Honestly the medic there are mother fuckers.There's like 7 of them and they take their time to check up my status,and they're eating and watching tv when i shiver with cold. And the report sick recuits still have to do shit work such as picking litter and cleaning up the store room,hey ! i'm on fever leh cb.30th june 1447hrs i'm alone in bunk polishing my boots cause i'm on "day 2" status and still excuse from all exercise,army like to play safe so they can cover their ass.If you report sick on monday and u have 2 days mc,u'll be on attend B on monday and tuesday and on wed & thursday u'll be on day 1 and day 2.Two days of rest and 2 days to recover.We have another rout march later and i cant join in wtf.we're booking out on friday but i didnt turn up in time because i got the wrong timing therefore i got confined and there goes my weekend.

Book in day cb

2008-06-22T13:47:00.002+08:00

Today gonna book in at 2040 sian,2 days of freedom passes so fucking fast.I went to army mart to get my LBV belt and whistle,the belt cost $15 knn and the whistle is $1.50(with a string) i return the string because it's $1.Had thai young coconut,was sweet n refreshing.Then we train back to city hall,then to doub ghout,then to boon keng.Took a 20mins walk to wampoh mart for that fucking awesome fish head steam boat,that stall is fucking owning.During the night only that stall is open in the whole market except brevage stalls,the boss said they can earn 4-5k sgd per night and even more on weekends wtf ! Then went to amk hub for movie but timing sucks so we went to another cinema nearby for "Get Smart" fucking lame movie,laugh like a bitch.

Ate tons of shit during the weekends,my 1kg lost in the 2 weeks will be back i guss.I fish head steam boat with 2 bow of rice,large pop corn chicken,thai young coconut,my birthday cake(rather creamy one),whacked 2 cans of coke on the first dat home.i think that will be 2-3kg ? wicked sick...

Yesterday which was sat,i was buying cirg and so fucking suey.WL walk pass Cheers and saw me,he got himself a new pack of crig too but he dont wanna open it.So no choice i gave him one and the whole day i smoked 4 and i'm left with a opened 15 sticks packet knn ! sure chui liao.Plus i own someone cirg in camp cb !

Charged up 2 hand phones and a mp3,packed my stuff and ready to go ! Time now is 1409 and i'm still downloading songs to my new phone.Not gonna put in so many metal stuff,i make it almost pure Hip-Hop and R&B.This way i will enjoy the music and will not disturb people with those noise metal lol.

Will be coming back on 28th June but gonna book in on 29th because of fucking guard duty.Have a badass weekend and goodbye !

BMT 2 weeks !

2008-06-20T22:02:00.006+08:00

Enlistment day ! 6th june 2008,went there with WL.Reach there too early so we smoke n talk cock until when it's time to leave,that place become damn packed.So slowly squeeze our way in,bus ride to the jetty where we took a boat ride to pulau tekong !When i'm on the boat,that feeling is super nervous,cant really explain it.When we're at there,we took another staircase which seprated the boys n their family members.To this audi room where we sompa to serve singapore with our lives ! i repeat ,WITH OUR LIVES ! then proceed to the cook house for lunch.After lunch WL n me ask one of the sgt where to smoke lol,and he bring us to this smoking corner where all the soldiers smoke.Next thing we do is to fall in outside the cookhouse and from that point we march to our bunk.They gave us a black sling bag,duffle bag,field pack n a plastic bag of stuffs.Which cost around 1-2k SGD.And my bunk was at 5th floor *spit* cb u know how fucking heavy to carry my civi bag,field pack,duffle back n black sling bag p there.The duffle bag itself is like around 15kg or more if i'm not wrong.After 20 mins of climbing up,around 40 plus people climb up with me and i got so fed up when they told me my bunk changed to 2nd floor.Before that i'm told to bring down my stuff to 1st floor then up to 2nd floor knn ! Lucky the bunk was already cleaned up by other company,so not really dusty.During night time,we were told to call our family members to tell them we're fine n good here.But soon after that,my camera hp was taken away by the sgt cb.Every night during admin time i have to go down collect my hp and use outside company office *spit* i usually slept at 5-6am but in here,i need to sleep at 2230 and that is fucking bullshit for me,so i didnt sleep well during the first night.Next day morning,0530 wake up for 5 basic exercise ccb,i everyday wake up at 2pm+. After 5 BX,had breakfast at cook house.Sgt ruben made me in charge of meal which means i have to Q for my men and that fucking suck balls because if i Q fast and they get to eat fast they lick my ball and if i fail to do so,that squeeze it hard.What the fuck man,treat me nicely can ? And meal IC must be first to Q n last to eat pcb.Then we have tons of talks n shits,not much exercise.And during the talk u cant sleep,or u'll get fuck hard.We're also issued with a pail for fire drill/washing of clothes,i got this sexy one.A drawing of a naked women,i kinda like it.Had swimming test when my body is aching like mad,so i swam half way n failed cb.And one guys from Company B died during his 2km walk,walk only KO liao knn but pretty sad case.He's first week only then chui liao.He was sent to the medical center then a helicoper send him to another hospital in the mainland.And because of him we stop training and the next day another SAF officer die during his final training,die in brunei so we cannoy on few more days of no training.So when my friends asked what i do in army,this is what i told them. "army ? watch movie at audi room,nothing to do go smoke,read newspaper,talk cock sing song or sleep" lol arthur,anson like to sing with me,that's cool ! cb u believe that? It's BMT leh ! but this is what we do and sgt ruben likes to say this, "ok whole lot go up and bascially do nothing" we love sgt ruben !

15th June 2008, which was my birthday and i cant book out for that reason rofl.But my bunkmates still sing me a birthday song which was really sweet n special imo.First Footdrill lesson at the parade square and the sun was a fucking bitch.I learnt footdrill since i was like 13 so footdrill is not a big issue to me,i even went thru instructor course so the command n stuff is something i learnt many years back then so footdrill is consider easy for me.It's only i wanna so it or not lol,i can march like a dog if i want.New boots hurt my foot so much,blisters n skin tear here n there.During the 2 weeks, 2 packets of cirg is not enough ! and somehow my cirg got stolen by the last guy to go smoke,curse them motherfuckers.I like my bunkmates,they're all lovely,funny n cool people from diff background so we have lots to talk about.And we love to talk cock n sing song ! No prob communicating with everyone.No music for so many days,this fucking suck balls. No music no life ! cb

Another morning at 0500,woke up for 5BX and breakfast after that.After that we go back to do area cleaning,khairul loves to sweep the floor and he's fucking good at it.Whenever i finish sweeping the floor ,he'll sweep again and there's still dust all over the place ! i failed...1600 we had our first ET lesson, enddurance training.2km walk only but need to sing song n shit.Walked pass Company J and saw the extream obese,they are the gan pua fat type.I wonder how they train n move man,seriously ! Though i'm not that fit type but compared to the extream obese,they're like two times my size ! wtf sebei jialat.

My in-grown nail is killing me,it's so fucking pain when i walk.Let's dont say about run or other exercise,i bleed till it gets numb and next day i start to feel the pain again cb.I Suddenly miss my world of warcraft friends so much,rom always say this " Guys AoE like siao now !! "

17th June 2008,3 more days to book out day ! Did circuit,weight training and the 2km walk.Feeling shag now but still can tahan,drank lots of water today.I Fucking hate it when sgt ask us to Heads Out or One Full Water Bottle Drink Up ! 1 cb sgt is being a fucking cunt,he's the one who want us to drink one full water bottle everytime he take us for water parade.And during the night i kept waking up to pee cb,not enough sleep liao still liddat,pundeh.

18th June 2008,2 more days to book out day ! Reported sick this morning,went to the medical center to check up on my injured knee.The medica n medical officer are fucking rude n fierce,cant they be kind n nice ? wo men shi bing ren leh ! cb. We went up to the 2nd floor after we register and we didnt read the instruction ahead of us and the medic just fuck us real hard.Shouted "Oui ! read la " cb if he's not in tekong i sure swear n curse him.We recuits in camp have no rights n no say so must tahan n sollow everything.With that report sick status on my chest,i was told to skip all the training for 3 days so basically i slack the whole day n do sai kang(shit work),the ones on status gotta clean the store room,wash toilet or cut grass knn.I wanna join back training,the sgt n sir dont allow me to because of the 2 SAF we passed away recently,so they play safe.I can only join back after my 3 days of status and 2 more days after the status which is like 5 days,so if u're not feeling well n nothing serious,DONT REPORT SICK ! it's fucking boring and u MUST do sai kang.People from your company n platoon will call u chao keng kia or some nasty stuff.I'm excuse for RMJ which means run march n jump,chao keng warrior huat ah ! They do the sai kang and i hide in bunk to sleep lol.

20th June 2008,Today is my book out day,book out book out,Today is my book out day,book out book out day ! Morning wake up for 5BX again then breakfast.After that go for 3km road march but it was raining so the officer postpone it to afternoon,but during that time i was washing the officer's toilet.No footdrill n endurance training after that,so we slack all the way till lunch then they go for the road march which arthur n me slack in bunk.After dinner we pack our stuff and get ready to book out,that feeling is fucking shoik n good.March all the way to the jetty and took the 7pm ride back to singapore,sing along the way and on the bus to pasir ris interchange we sing again,the driver was playing this "walking in the sun" a techno song and everyone was cheering n singing away.Never felt that happy for so long,i took cab home and that cb driver drove me to hougang knn,he still tell me "i thought u say hougang central" i fuck him hard then he guai guai drive me back home.On the way home he fucking big cannon guy,told me so many shits which is so fucking bullshit.He told me commandos unit must go though this training of walking on fire and eat broken light bulb.And his friend can breath in water for 8 hours LOL.COM Uncle age already still liddat,he even ask me to guess his age.I say 25 to make him happy so he'll gimme some discount on the cab fare but i didnt make it,he's 47 for fuck sake.And he told me he paid $4000RM to malaysia army to train him,he even can burn his body with fire for like 1 min or more and eat live snakes.Double digit to him man _l_

Tomorrow is saturday and i gotta go beach road to buy some army stuff,i cant rest at home wtf! And i have so many things to bring on the next book in which is 1420 on sunday sigh...That is when the real training start,the immune necklace will be taken off everyone and they will knock us down for push up.

I fucking miss my hair now,when i look into the mirror i feel so depress n down.I took a pic before i went in army.Not gonna show here but it look something like the one on your right hand side.

Training to be soldier ! fight for our land !
Once in our live,two years of our time !
Have you ever wonder,why we must serve ?
Cause we have no choice and we lan lan have to serve have to serve yah...

army !

2008-06-05T23:59:00.006+08:00

Just packed my bag,7 hours more to army,i got my spec hook from this shop and the girl who served me,she is just sooo cute looking.I'm sure she's around my age,i gonna go find her when i book out ! My mum prepare so much for me,and it;s over doing already.I told her i'm brining hp in and she bought 2 phone cards.Even i dont call back,i dont see what will happen.No hair plus wear spec,i dont even wanan go out man.I'm watching WWE: One Night Stand now,found the soundtrack and it's fucking awesome,Rev Theory - Hell Yeah.

Kane is suitable to be in that picture,hell yeah
i'm listening to the songs i like,playing my pc,lying on the bed now n then,air con on max,surfing my fav webbie O.O !

I'll be back in 2 weeks,my blog gonna be dusty and my pc will be happy.My poor computer have no holiday unless i sleep,time to give it a long rest so it can serve me better when i'm out !

"Farewell to LUKE
he's going army tmr
wish you all the best in army
dont forget take a top to bottom of yourserlf
it will be very very momental
hope u come back in 8pcs :D
jiayou in army... :D
not well must say dont geng hor :)
take lots of care in army
drink lots of water ok."

Cythia wants me to come back in 8packs,i'll happy to come back 1 piece !

And by the way,check out this video

i'm not good in words,she's a fucking hearless pussy-whoreee-cunt.

I cant sleep and i must sleep,this fucking suck balls

Miss puss:There he goes again ! cursing using my name !
Mr Penis:People curse with my name everyday too,except the doctors.So get used to it pussy!
Uncle Anus:Hey me too ! *hi 5*
Miss Puss:Shut the fuck up asshole !
Mr Penis:Shut the fuck up asshole !
Uncle Anus:Fuck you guys !
Miss Puss:*moaning*
Mr Penis:that's what we're doing.

LAME !

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army soon

2008-05-27T04:57:00.003+08:00

John went sim lim to collect my pc home.On the way there,our bus nearly bang on to the other bus.So the driver break to prevent collusion,and that sharp break causes so many injuries.john got bang at the kidney part and got push down by a lady and i bang muself against the pole,and it hurts.Wasnt really pain when i bang against it but i'm starting to feel the pain now.The uncle n aunties actually,roll out from their seats and landed on the floor.i didnt help much beause i was worried about john,he was on the flood pressing on to his stomach area.Lucky not much dmg was taken and we move on to collect the pc.It rain soon after we're leaving,so have to take cab for sure.Even if it's not raining,i wont carry such heavy n big box around.But one thing bad about taking cab is,both of us will feel sick and tend to vomit,cabbie sick.

I still own zoey money and i have no income sigh,will rachel help me ? My mum kept my card in somewhere safe and i couldnt transfer money to her.And we hardly talk these days... /cry/emo/wrist <--- stan like to do that lol

Was chatting with vin about army stuff and he show me this BMY video on youtube.com.After watching made me so sian and WL kept asking me out for supper,it's 5am+ .My girls are waiting for me in lalaland.9 more days to army BMT ! And i'm still playing,eating n sleeping very hard.I may be "useless" now but i'm enjoying every moment i have now.I dont get to use pc,chat on phone,watch tv n stuffs when i'm in army.

Army soon !

2008-05-17T03:48:00.004+08:00

open a can of whoop ass !

I hardly eat tibits(mum mum) but i found this honey coated corn in 7-11 and it just taste so good.I can solo due with it without any problem.

Stayed over at nigel's house after the godly fish head steamboat,i ate like 3 bowl of rice.We ate like tons of food for supper,we have fried bananas,BBQ whole chicken and so many root beers.It's rather fun when how we men are cutting the chicken,so unprofessional.Always eat n play alot when i'm over his hourse,army soon so i'm playing n eating as much as i can hohoho ! And the next day it's mother's day and i dont even know it ! had dinner with nigel's parents and his uncle whos going back to hong kong in few days time.No wonder my parents went over to ah ma house la.

I seriously have no fucking idea what kids these days are thinking ! i got wake up unwillingly this grp of kids playing 14 floor away from my house,and i can hear them perfectly.Screaming n running about,throw some shits that produce NOISE ! Feel like throwing down washing machine or stuff like that to shut them up.Maybe it's noon so i cant do much to them,if it's morning i comfirm will make my way down to "play" with them. *i eat kids for breakfast wahahahaha*

Noob Ret & Sub Rogue ! 2400 Rating !
what the hell man ! shadow step rogue and ret paladin can hit that high ! i saw their arena video and phone up eve to help me transfer my paladin over hahaha.That rogue dude always raiding and dont have time for arena man,so nigel and me end up doing the 2s,frost mage and ret paladin.We got up to 1600 atm,i'm very sure if we practice harder.We'll enter the 1700 world in no time.Abnelly been duel-ing nigel and me recently and he's not for pvp man,nigel can own him without cool downs and his leather cant tank my heavy blow lol.And the way he talk is really "alien ish" to us, rom call that "Wapanese" lawl.Funny n nice guy though.

I've decided not to PvE/Raid anymore now,i left 3 weeks before army and i wanna PvP more ! I pay money for entertainment not to drag myself there unwillingly.

i waited for yun to call from 4am to 5am and she's still busy playing maple =.=" i got bored and surf around youtube.Saw this very touching dance from a guy w/o 1 leg and the girl w/o an arm.I actually drop tears when watching.5 mins video,worth watching.

Acoustic !

2008-05-08T03:31:00.007+08:00

Saw a video of Boys Like Girls playing "The Great Escape" acoustic version ! and it's just simply amazing,so much better than the original version i must say.And i went to projectplaylist.com to look for them so i can put on my blog but unfortunately i found none.Immem.com this amazing webbie can upload the songs u want and make your own playlist ! sounds sexy isnt it ? start and get a account going,imeem.com your best choice ! So i managed to download some that i wanted and upload it,i found the songs i wanted and that feeling is just astonish.Just found out a guy from msn,he's going army on the same date as me and he put this countdown thingy on his nick and everytime i log on,i see this "28 days more" *spit on floor* it just fucking spoilt the day !
Saw Hui Ni's blog,still look as cute like before.你有张高吗 ? =P
I've been sneezing and my running nose is killing me,i used this aqueous nasal spray on my nose and it actually stop the nose from running about but when it stop running it blocks the air from going in.And how the fucking is that good,so i use inhaler just to make the nose to "move" but i end up making my nose running about again ! I need some medical attention.

Liang just called ane he's just below my house,so we went for supper and he introduced me his wife(new bike) then saw sean,terrance and wei jie having supper at central too.Everyone have a bike *envy* anyways...Saw so many couple hanging around,and i suddenly want one to play with.Errmmm not play but to gosh...do what couple do when they are in love ! play chess on bed ROFL ! Denise want me to get a gf too,so she intro 2 of her friends to me but i just dont like them,but i still want a gf to accompany me.Like what zoey always say "go nightclub la".It's 4am and miss zoey is still awake ! gonna disturb her again.

Congrats to DD,we cleared 2/5 of Mount Hyjal.And the 3rd boss,we managed to bring him down to 47% on the first attempt.And that's fucking awesome ! Tomorrow we're doing SSC,please let us kill this son of a nutcracker,i wanna go further in ! Still having problem going to 1850 rating with my current 2v2 arena team,Disc Priest and Sl/Sl Warlock.I spent 23k honor points on this talismen of alliance which add 34 resilence ! and i have like 489 res atm.But we still cant go far,stucked at 1700.Any tips on beating
SS Rogue & SS Rogue (they kill my priest or me too fast and wound posion minus 50% healing done)

SS Rogue $ Disc Priest(their priest mana burn my priest and their unlimied energy rogue draw picture on my ass)

Frost Mage & SS Rogue(both of them CC either me or my priest and gg.com)

Restore Druid & MS Warrior(warrior have endless rage and restore druid are so cheap they hug pillar like a homo,mana draining works but they can boost it to 80% when i burn it down to 2% WTF ! overpowered ! NERF NERF NERF !)

Disc Priest & MM Hunter(fucking viper sting burn my priest mana down so fast,my dwarf priest have stone skin and 3 min cd dispel but the mana still went down fucking fast)

Other team beside this we kinda have no problem getting their head rip apart.Recently i've see this SS Rogue and SL/SL Warlock team,they managed to burst my priest down fast and the warlock play the mage's roll by replacing polymorp as fear.And when 2 undead are on my priest i cant fucking fear them off ! How annoying can this be ! I went back to rivendare and saw Yici,his 3v3 rating is 2400 and that is fucking awesome.Never look down on china man.Their combi is Sl/Sl Warlock,Ms Warrior & a Holy Paladin.This is old school combi but somehow it works ! i'm gonna try it man.But i cant find a "zai" paladin to team with.

Oh ya ! i would like to share this fucking kick ass video ! Undead Destruction Warlock PvP.

Tekong

2008-05-03T19:36:00.007+08:00

Got my army enlistment letter,Tekong camp on 6th June 2008.Now i regret skipping PE lesson during my schooling days,that why i didnt take my NAPFA and have to go army few weeks before the others.I left aound a month time to play n do whatever i cant do when i enter army,Eat,sleep,movie,wow,drink.WL called this afternoon and as complaining about this enlistement letter,congrats to him 6th june Tekong lawl.

Did Al'ar with this guild as pug with chio,some boss that i'll never have chance to touch with DD atm.We joined their SSC to Leo the blind as pug too,they didnt explain boss fight to us and we die in the very first 1min after tank agro boss rofl.Took this screen shot when i burn one of my +150 spell dmg trinket,7093 shadow bolt woots ! highest was 7100 but too slow to take it.Now i believe what spy said,spam shadow bolt with a SP around,really insane n fierce dmg done.Really appreciate what stary been doing for me, like doing heroic with him,always have a grp of leet players.Save so much time n repair bill.And yester's SSC n today's TK he ask me to come than any other guildies.

I have :
1)Superior Wizard Oil
2)Fel Armor
3)Blessing of Kings
4)Arcane Intellect
5)Touch of Shadow(sacrifice of succbus)
6)Mark of the Wild
7)Wrath of Air Totem

SHOIK !

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chinese words wor !

2008-04-14T18:32:00.004+08:00

今天展开了"烧油"行动 ! 早上真的起不来睡到十一点本来讲
好九点开始游泳的。平时睡到下午才起来的我为了要"烧油
"没办法只好关着眼睛起来洗脸刷牙。到了那已经时二点了，
john 的脸可是超黑的喔。游着游着肚子真的好难受，实在
是受不了。突然大太阳的天空就下起雨来，看来也是时间
吃饭了。当我们要离开时雨就停了，赶他妈的....没关系因
为肚子比交重要阿!哈哈哈。点了清淡的猪肉粥，有时后清淡
又简单的粥也是超美味的好不好? 然后就看到两个如屎一样的
妈妈，两人就忙着讲话和看电视就忘了她们的三个可爱的孩子。
我以为知有我喜欢摔角，连还在喝奶奶的小孩也喜欢!真的是
oh my 天! 地板是他妈的脏他们还玩的很开心，一不小心就会被
烧烧的加啡烫伤握!。听了大便妈妈一号在电话说的话，是老公
不管他们沉迷堵牌。"喂 ! 你在那里? 我和还子在加啡店，你马
上跟我下来+(脏话) 喂?!what bye bye 臭男人(脏话)。坐在旁边的
阿婆看了她们的还子很不爽的大喊，ptff....我只想好好的吃一顿
饭! 他妈的。回家时，地上还是湿的。我的靴又超猾，慢慢像
鸭子的走 *叹气* 是辛苦的哦!迟一点我还要跑步的可是天还是
下着大雨....天阿我讨厌你! 今晚又有 raid，starhub 和
singtel 都在 lag 可以说全新加坡的玩家都在 lag， raid
什么大便拉 ! !

Zoey 昨晚记了这首陈慧琳和黎明合唱的 "随梦而飞"
还好啦满好听可是大姐大想要听到的是" oh my 天 ! 真的超好听喔
" 她就是我的大姐大，可怕吧? 哈哈哈。。。

今天就到这里，有空在 blog 吧。背景播放的是
张惠妹的 "别在伤口洒盐" 这首才是我们都认同的 "超好听"。
平时的我不听华文歌曲，都是她的错。可是我也要谢她，
华文歌曲也有感人和悲伤的歌词。我就戏欢那种悲伤的
歌而不是所为的 Pop。接下来的这首歌词是给 zoey 的，
可以从 baidu.com 找到可是我可是用拼英来打出来的喔!

张敬轩 - Hurt So Bad

打印预览哭了才发现自己真的受伤了
你曾对我说你永远是我的
为了爱情我把自己的幸福都忘了
你快乐我就快乐
也许是我们彼此都太年轻了
总是特别容易沉溺在爱情里
每当我再次看到身边美丽的花火
你也离开我我还是想对你说

bady i love you so much
你走了我的心在淌血
bady you hurt me so bad
想要你回到我的世界
bady i love you so much
你给我的诺言已经瓦解
bady you hurt me so bad
只要我们都爱着无论多苦都值得
说好的你怎么忘记了

也许是我们彼此都太年轻了
总是特别容易沉溺在爱情里
每当我再次看到身边美丽的花火
你也离开我我还是想对你说
bady i love you so much
你走了我的心在淌血
bady you hurt me so bad
想要你回到我的世界
bady i love you so much
你给我的诺言已经瓦解
bady you hurt me so bad
只要我们都爱着无论多苦都值得
说好的你怎么忘记了

raid n raid

2008-04-04T01:39:00.009+08:00

(Ending from Final Fantasy VII,Crisis Core)

Ayaka Hirahara - Why

The haze beyond your eyes clouds my sight
Are there feelings lying at the bottom of your heart?

Even if the whole world was yours
Would that that bring you happiness?

Why do you up at the lonesome sky?
Why, let's see you smile
I know what you're like
How you aren't good at putting things into words, so why not...

What happened in days long past?
In your eyes, as turn your gaze away from me

Do you know of such a warmth
One that can embrace you on those lonely nights by yourself?

Why are you so worked up on appearances?
Why, open up your heart
I know you've had a heavy cross to bear
But I've got the strength to accept you
So why not try believing in me

The free are awkward...
The free are anxious...

Why do you look up at the lonesome sky?
Why, let's see you smile
I know what you're like
How you aren't good at putting thing into words
So why not try believing in me

Rach intro this friend to me,she sound super like isabelle except she's not as fierce as her lol.We managed to drown Magtheridon after many tries,that fight is easy just that we have many sotongs and repair bill very expensive la ! Today we try Solarian and we took many hours to kill it,people lagging and sotong-ing and 1 sotong = 24 men chui.But still managed to kill it,this few days do repair very expensive la.Meeting km n nigel for fishead steamboat again ! that soup is just too awesome

nigel character & mine

Divine Destiny with Magtherion

Divine Destiny with Solarian

want to buy more babes

2008-03-27T01:22:00.012+08:00

Was chatting with nigel and suddenly say something about steak so him,km and me met up to jack's place for dinner.Good food good place and group of girls in front of me,and my view is quite good without nigel blocking it.But they eat so long,so didnt wait for them to leave.After dinner i wanna go watch movie but none wanan go so km say go amk hub walk so the food we ate will turn to shit,main objective is to see babes.Then when we're going home,nigel remember that the disc n book was still at jack's place.Rush there and lucky the staffs are still there.

Navy send letter to me again and if i sign on with them,i'll get $1.7k per month but the only thing is i haev to travel often and i'll be missing my home com and friends for sure.So the problem is earn more money or no freedom ? Many of my cousins are in da navy,and they are earning 3-4k per month.For people like me who doesnt have high education to earn 3-4k a month is wicked.And my mom wants me to sign on because they are old and if i dont wanna downgrade my house from 4rooms to 3 rooms i have to earn more to support it,maybe i'm still not mature enough because i still wanna play game ! Tell me what to do please ! Earn more money or play less ? i love game,beer,money,women, i dont wanna see guys everyday on ship and i prefer puss than anal hole.One good thing about asian,we have tight puss that ang mo doesnt have ! Sometimes i really pity them,they want a tight hole to meet the satisfaction in having sex so they use the another hole...sad isnt it ?

hammer time !

2008-03-19T02:19:00.006+08:00

It's hammer time ! I Thought my speakers are down so i bought them do kallang for repair,that fat repair man told me it's the remote controller prob.I fixed it back at home but it's stll not working well so i try to insert it from behind of the cpu to the front one and it's working fine now.So nothing is wrong,just that the speaker connector is spoiled,have to use the front one.And i spent $20+ on cab fares and $5 for the new remote controller.

Been looking for people to help me with some shit on my wow game,need a credit card holder and eve helped me ! she ven gave me every info about the card,so must'd fucking trust me,touched...didnt talk to her for ages i hope she's doing well,as cheerful as ever.Nothing gonna stop her smile even end of the world lmao.

Nigel wants me to pull more friends to wow but that's sp impossible,i've tried all ways and thrn we came out with this lame promotion plan.
"Hey ! If u're gonna start wow now,u can enjoy a $30 discount of both the game discs and the expansion set ! it's only $80 now in a battlechest set.As for the pre paid card,it's $48 for 2 months.Which is $24 per month and u dont have to pay more than $1 per day ! And u have nigel and me to help u with money, "road clearing" or even quests ! Isnt it worth to pay less than $1 to experience the World's Number One MMORPG (Game of The Year,World of Warcraft)3D graphics,bigger than your own imaginaion lanscapes.Player VS player,Player VS enviroment(PVE,boss fighting) and thousand of quests.Contact us for the free 10 days trial,to a max of lvl 20 !

I'm Luke and i'm a Warlock,what's your game ?

Armageddon

2008-03-08T22:06:00.004+08:00

I'm jobless and i'm happy with it,eat sleep and play alot,NS around july better play when i have the time.

Went to the IT fair at Suntec with nigel,Qs and samuel and was hopping to see lots of show girls but i see 0 of them.But one thing i cant deny is,there's many cute girls.Got myself this "Armageddon" A fucking big and heavy woofer + speakers,nigel help me carry from suntec to my house,really very heavy.It's call "Armageddon" for a reason,this thing can fucking tear the house down man rofl...

Lamb of God - redneck

sic

2008-02-21T17:08:00.004+08:00

Skipped work again,second time for the week.Went to see doc with my dad.I Fucking hate to go out with him,he's such a control freak,i can take cold stuff in the morning but i gotta drink those hot hot coffee or tea instead .In the end i ordered ice green tea which really made his face black.The things we talk about is really limited,but to be honest i can actually talk more to a stranger than my dad. "sleep already gotta work tomorrow" "stop playing pc" is that all he can say ? And when we're corssing the road and that road seems to be kinda empty,he'll grab my hand.I usually swing my hand away and give him that "FUCK YOU" look.He often scream at me in the morning just to wake me up,that feeling of waking up unwillingly plus a great shock just suck balls.if it's somemore else i'm really gonna knock one or two teeth outta that shit eating mouth.He doesnt know what i want and always make decision for me,for example i only take cold drinks in the morning and my body is already used to it to i wont get tummyache after that,but he ordered hot coffee for me.i usually stay thirsty than to touch the coffee,not even touching the spoon.It's all about pride and holding my ground here,i dont like means NO, FUCK OFF no more explaining or actiing smart.

I've been dreaming of this new friend lately,even i cant really remember her looks but it seems so clear in the dream.Can i have a dream-less or exciting dream instead ? That dream is really boring and very drama,all we do is to peep at each other when the other one is not looking.I cant blog now so i'm typing whatever i feel on my mobile.Right now still waiting to collect my medicine and i happen to Q for the Q number and my dad didnt know that WE MUST Q ! and i told him a couple of times,but he gave me that "angry smile" laughing at how stupid i am and when he walk towards the counter many people just stare at him because that conversation was loud and everyone know what's he gonna do.Then that fat donut eating indian told him "Q up please mister !" ha ha ha i'm laughing deep down my heart.i'm starting to enjoy filling my dad with anger and disappointment,it's like a pervert murderer starts to kill and he'll find killing more thrilling each time ! that's how i'm feeling right now. I love my mum but i'm just not good with words same goes for how i feel towards someone special,a girl perhaps.Sometimes i feel so lonely at night,couldnt sleep.Do i really have to find a "partner" But i dont want another person to join my parents force and control me.My playing time is too long for even guys to take it.
/cry /emo /roar....

Lacuna Coil - Haven's a Lie

CYN !

2008-02-06T03:00:00.000+08:00

It's 3.15am in the morning,and tonight there will be a reunion dinner.And tomorrow will be chinese new year,and i cant wait for it ! Wanna play with my adorable cousins,take ang bao,good food and everyone will be on their best outfit which means hot chick+new and nice clothes = really hot chick ! My mom already hand all those red stuff on the wall and those chinese new year cookies n stuffs.We chinese really take this day fucking seriously,wherever we go and whatever we do...we greet with blessing n end with it "happy cyn blah blah" Oranges will be everywhere too and i dont really like to eat it,why cant we use other things to exchange instead of oranges ? So what's gonna happen is,on the first day of CYN i'll go many places to bai nian and last stop will be ah ma house,where everyone gather for mahjiong,food,sing k,and for me...i play with my 4 princess.Second day they will all come over to my place and usually there will be lion dancing over.and i'll be the camera man for sure.But i dont like to entertain guest and dont like to see so many people at my place,so friends out there please go out with me.We can form a team of 4 or more to everyone's place for ang bao hahahah $_$.

And km that asian porna webbie u intro,sucks... I have better ones,if u want them just drop a "hi" on msn. Hum ga ling,ham ga ling,you know what the fuck i'm saying HAM GA LING !

歌曲名:债
歌手：LMF

当天冲动不理结果怎可分清楚
你怪我我怪你难以负荷
一息间的失控实在没法躲
这记耳光已无情地绝望地剩下我一个
究竟你系边一种父母
有句说话老豆养仔仔养仔你送去
(等你返黎)
系想做一个黄皮肤既鬼仔
定系想个女净系识得落兰桂芳凑鬼你要继续投机俾多多钱

叶你要读书俾心机)
你唔要有你地d代沟又pet 去地球既另外一面
问你点收但你可能觉得自己无本事背唔起家呢一个字
叶家呢个字)
你唔俾呢样个样惊学坏
但养又无dum心机睇住大呢一个仔由细到大
叶由细到大)
点都觉得自己父母一世失败
只不过地又系?样捱大个包袱?大
几时至还得清呢一笔儿女债
当天冲动不理结果怎可分清楚
你怪我我怪你难以负荷
一息间的失控实在没法躲
这记耳光已无情地绝望地剩下我一个
如果当初唔系?样既态度
今时今日又点会行错呢一条路
我与你纵使有错难解开心里锁
假如你真系努力过?从头黎过
我谂又会系另外一个结果
悲哀的心轻轻抚摸越错误越逃避我
日日返亲屋企都系见到家嘈屋闭
你教我点样继续再留低
(唔想留抵)
同倾亲偈都系讲埋d钱银问题
有无关心过我日常生活既一切
点解由细到大都系自己解决问题
阿妈你为左自己抛抵屋企无再返黎无所谓
俾人睇低俾人当我系孤儿仔
同老豆一齐只不过系为左发生关系
当天冲动不理结果怎可分清楚
你怪我我怪你难以负荷
一息间的失控实在没法躲
这记耳光已无情地绝望地剩下我一个
我回头又再遇从前落寞伴著落日往昔家中的抱怨
我愿为你花去力气告别旧有隔膜让我跟你在一起
成日叫我学下边个边个个仔做份也野工
读紧也野系我想话俾你知生我出黎唔系同人比赛斗威
唔好成日罗我黎同人地比高低
时间一转眼点追都追唔番
谂番起细个又曾经作反出去玩唔想番屋企觉得屋企好烦
书又唔读工又唔番玩到唔知时间光阴一去不返
无得简做人都系得果几廿年时间
我谂一谂供书教学其实都好大负担
我地既出世就好似一张签爆左既信用卡
分期摊还最后发觉回头太难
我谂都系时候平心静气坐番低去弥补同母亲恶劣既关系
呢个世界根本就无解决唔到既问题最怕你自闭自己越转越迷

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2008-02-02T23:21:00.000+08:00
Edison Chen & Gillian Chung Sex Scandal Photos?

Pic 1

Pic 2

Pic 3
Click them only your mummy n daddy are not around ! (not censored)

I guess no more songs from Twins and friends...

My toe is still recovering so Dr.Ting gave me 1 week medical leave,she treat me like a kid."Gotta be careful ok ? if someone step on it,will pain pain". Ya if someone really step on it,i'll let that person's face twice the pain than my toe is tanking.Went shopping with nigel today,bought this Etnies skater shoe and i only left $110 and that shoe cost $145.After begging nigel for like 30mins,he lent it to me *cheers*.The skinny are wearing skinny jeans everywhere,and even the fat join them.Fat ones wearing skinny jeans look so strange....

Why is rachel treating me so good,and always there for me...

tears dont fall !

2008-01-19T03:28:00.000+08:00

John sent this email to me,find it kinda funny.

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
Al! oy : Why is making love so enjoyable

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and! dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ............................ you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good

PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!

*Giggles*

And gab told me this....

Happen to have this gang leader,he wanted to find a place to shit.So he do his business under this tree while his 2 bodyguard stand beside,protecting him.Then came 2 policemen,they thought that gang leader is doing some drug business so one of the policeman squard down and taste the "drug" and he say "lucky we didnt stop on it ! and they walk away in laughter.

Get the joke ?

I got my salary already and it's only $615 *spit on the floor* i skipped like 3 days which is 12 days and minus CPF.Lucky we're doing easy things now,when we just joined we work like ants.And i often ask gab,"i'm hungry wanna eat snake?" ptff....

Slept at 3am plus i was chatting with rach and guess what ? i couldnt wake up in the morning again and gab fly me aeroplane again.I think he only work 1 day this week.And working alone is so fucking boring can.Been listening to emo-core since the way outta my house,in the train,work place and even lunch,until i knock off.Usually used up the phone batt,just find it strange not to have a phone when u're on bus or outside.And then again,my bus always ALWAYS dont have any chicks ! i rather stand throughout the long ride then to sit with no chicks.Somehow i got this mood to jog,i get changed and go for a jog at the park next to my house,and i only see like 3 souls jogging WHERE'S ALL THE ChICKS ?!? Got home with heavy legs,hate it when i'm having that shit.Cant even walk properly,like some kind of fucktard sitting on the computer chair rolling here and there.Alright it's almost 4am and i'm really gotta bounce,i'm tired not sleepy and btw enjoy that Bullet For My Valentine - Tears Dont Fall (Acoustic) It's just kick ass !

Another killer song !

Silent Civilian - rebirth of the temple

pon !

2008-01-13T03:42:00.000+08:00

It's 5am and i'm still playing WoW.Skipped work on friday and met pork and friends for breakfast at rachel's house.I was expecting cooked breakfast,and when i reach there i realise they havent got the ingredient ready yet ! So dog and me went down the supermarket to get some veggie,meat and fruits.While waiting waiting for pork,i was looking at this warrior pvp videoand i like the song in that video but i couldnt find who the artist or song name is! If u guys saw the video,help me find out please,thanks.Pork came and we had breakfast together,reachel's veggie was just fucking awesome ! And after breakfast we went down to HUB,pork wanna buy ear stud and i drop by fat's work place to visit him.Lucky me,fat just knock off.So i abandon rachel and friends to play dota with fat,i cant go home because my parents know i'm still working.And we went to 3 cyber lan and finally stopped at raiders.It's friday noon and that place is just fucking quiet n empty,so not the raiders i used to come.Had a few games of battle net with noobs then fat came my house and show me some video of taiwan and he want me to go there with him,which is so impossible lol.I hate it when he use my pc,he'll always look through my pictures and my porna video before he do anything else.But he's like others,he never like the songs i listen to.Guys just like the way girl moan loud,as fat turn the volume way too loud when he's watching my golden edition porna *faint* . And this remind me of ZJ,they were surfing porna using my pc and my mum called.He turn the volume to the max ! and "ah..ah...yes..." my mum was like "luke what was that ?!" and luke: "i'm watching tv" follow by a swing of punch on ZJ 's head.This guy can go really crazy sometime,he once messed nigel's pc with spyware n pop ups due to some dirty webbie *cover eyes*

Aoelus(Mortal Strike Warrior) and Naturea(Restore Druid) joined my 3v3 arena and we are doing pretty good ! The rating went up to 16xx in few games,wonderfull CC(crowd control) and heals.my BoF(Blessing of Freedom) made Aoelus a monster in arena man,both melee class have such high dps(damage per second) on cloth users.And i realise how gay restore druid can be in arena.Spamming cylone on their healer as we burst down one of their warlock or mage.The new season 3 gear which add attacks ignore opponent's armor is good against cloth user ! I can actually 1 shot a cloth user with lously gear.Nokoruru is still MIA,Cicakman went back to hometown(a place with no computer)and we dont have a tank for heroics,was thinking of going prot and i already got some tanking gear.I bought Dory Embrace already hahaha,that's a good reward for 60 hard earn heroic badges.

Starting from 0.35,find out what song is that.

I miss battle ground-ing with Cicakman and nigel !

sd

2008-01-05T00:19:00.000+08:00
Funny things happened today,in the morning david came over to our side and scolded james for some mistake he did on the internet orders.And james kept quiet and show his trademark duck mouth and the scolding continues...Gab and me was laughing quietly,then i was transfer to outside to do some paper work.Then this time martin is back and the exciting event begins ! James stated to raise his voice and keep pointing at david and david was cursing back.Martin aka the special ref is trying to stop the fight "dont point, dont point !" And damn it,i missed that show.

Friday morning which is today,i overslept AGAIN ! i fucking hate myself,i slept for less than 4hours everday and i'm always late ! And in the end i decided not to wake up,i was thinking for like 30mins,to go work and earn more money or stay at home to up 1 level for my warlock.And then i choose to level my lock,and he is level 65 now ! whhooo

When will i get my pay ! i wanna buy levi watch !

snow

2007-12-23T22:05:00.000+08:00

Suppose to have dinner with nigel n his parents but end up spending the night at his house.With so many class in World of Warcraft,he choose to create a hunter(Hun Tard).Why nigel ?! Join me,let's play warlock and skill coil the fuck outta everyone's face !

Tomorrow is christmas's eve ! and i still gotta work till 5pm ! I really hope to throw snow ball sigh...I can only do it in WoW.As i was browsing youtube,found this video and i really love her voice and her funny ideas.Search for "Happyslip" on www.youtube.com for more videos of her.

Happyslip Jingle

French Fries

SHAG !

2007-12-22T00:01:00.000+08:00
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Alright i'm finally back home ! worked OT till 11pm,and i'm so fucking pissed n tired.Plus i rushed outta house this morning and didnt bring my wallet and i'm late,have to depend on gab for lunch n transpot *spit on floor* My attdance for work is not that good and i skipped work yesterday for prayers.My parents dig me up early in the morning and took me to see a doc,due to my serious cough.And to a temple far far away,took some pictures and that place is damn boring can ? And i happened to walk pass this place with weapons for the gods in heaven,spear,mace,axe,sword and even a "rock on" hand sign.I was like omfg ! *shocked + jaw dropped* They fight with those weapon and the "rock on sign" for cheer leader ? Mayber,who knows,IT'S IN HEAVEN DAMN IT !

Work is really killing me softly and the people there really suck balls,take uncle yong for an example.We were told to slot in letters and he thinks hi's method can complete the job faster BUT i fucking dont think so,i used my method and i got scolded by him."If u listen to me,u'll be champion" *whisper* YEA RIGHT...For example,i mast with my left hand and i can still do it with my right hand but left hand is still easier and i'm used to this hand,u cant force me to use another hand which will slow down the process. <--- Not talking about how slow/fast i mast.I'm work like a orc peon !

Orc Peon: Work work ! Yes Me Lord ? Off I Go Then. Something to dream ? STOP POKING ME !

Been listening to this song on the way to work,and i'm fucking addicted to it.Check out the LIVE version,it's fucking cool with the crowd's screaming.

Slipknot - Eyesless

Insane !!!
Am I the only motherfucker with a brain?
I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain
How many times have you wanted to kill?
Everything and everyone - Say you'll do it but never will

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

I am my Father's son
Coz he's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me
Nothing !!!
How many times have you wanted to die?
It's too late for me, all you have to do is get rid of me!

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head
Yeah

I tried - You lied to me for so long
Everywhere I go, there's a sense of it
Freak on my antics and give me a choice
Doesn't matter if I give a shit
It's shit that you gave me

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head
Yeah

Do you wanna feel pain?
Taking my name in vain
Caring never felt so lame inside
Anybody else got pride?
Do you wanna take my life?
Maybe I'll reverse my ride
Who the fuck are you? Fuck you!
Better suck it up cause you bled through
Better get away from me
Stay the fuck away from me!

I feel safe - Seems your saved
I feel safe (Safe) - Seems your saved

Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye

Mother Fucker

Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new

S3

2007-12-03T22:53:00.000+08:00
Friday was hella a day for me.Usually i'll walk pass a path of grass before i step to the main road to train station.But somehow i step on dog shit! and i didnt realise it until when i met my boys at da train station.When the train drove pass,everyone could smell the dog shit but in actual fact is....whenever i tap my foot,i release the smell ! One of them ask everyone to check their foot but i only checked my left foot and that shit was on my right foot.But realise i got the shit when i was at the train station and i kept quiet.When we were on the train everyone still can smell da shit but nobody know i was the fucker,everyone beside me cover their nose.I tried to get rid of it but even a thin layer of that fucking dog shit,it still smells.When i step into the examination hall,i sat right at the back and i thought nobody will know but when my teacher walk pass me,he gave me that stupid stare.So after exam and we're all on the bus home,i confessed and everyone spam #$@#!@# on me.Then i told them this "stfu or i'll release the AoE attack(wave)" they didnt take my warning seriously and i tap my foot.Even the ones sitting infront smell it ! imagine how powerful that AoE attack is....

Season 3 is out,ret pally is kinda owning now and i'm lovin' it.Nokoruru spec to MS and we rip ever horde's ass now ! We do battleground whole weekend,and last time 10k honor points,i took 3 months to get it but now i used 2 days for 20k WTF is that ? And u must understand i grind battleground from sunrise to sunset and my horde kills increases to 11k in few days.I've killed 11k hordes ! wtf lol...Blizzard better delay the release of Wrath of The Lich King,as Season 3 just released and when we just got the new lvl 70 gear,lvl 80 cap is out.And the lvl 80 greens pwns lvl 70 epics.Warlock & shadow priest's fear suck imo _l_

...

2007-11-27T21:39:00.000+08:00
Alright all the realms are down at the moment,it's a 10 hours patch.Cant wait for season 3 ! First thing in the morning is to check out the new season 3 gear before going to school,provided i can wake up early.

This afternoon nigel and me was disscuess about something and i find i funny so i wanna share it here.Was talking about this webbie,it's actually some sort of forum for pimps,people address each other as "bro" in that forum.People get sex/escort service through that forum.And they even post a testimonial to thank the pimp, "Thanks eric bro for that new thailand chick,Som(thai have strange name) She's awesome on bed and she moans real hard blah blah blah". And at their website they even have a page where they list down the detail of that sex machine.Like their name,age,sizes and even DAMAGE,to them damage is like how well that sex machine perform on during sex *clap clap*.Then nigel said,isnt it good to have a gf that have sex with ya almost everyday,be your sex slave(FSS,Free Sex Slave).And if that were to happen,i'm sure nigel will not be interested in pussy and tittys anymore ! Awwwww....And then again,how much damage and u do ? ROFL

Here's a very talented drummer playing Slipknot - Duality

WTF ?

2007-11-26T00:43:00.000+08:00
I've settle my projects and now it's left with the exams and i'm free from school.MY school male toilet have this poster,it's a poster with 2 penis.And it is a aids affected one,look fucking disgusting and that totally spoil my day.I'm surprised that i finished watching 34 episode of Naruto Shippuuden in 2 days,it is just so hardcore.And WoW has been such a bitch,it made me click on it everytime i on my pc.That certain power within it,lame.John found 2 jobs for me,first one is working at this phone factory for 12 hours from 6.30pm to morning 6.30am which is fucking no life,$79 per day and if no leave is taken thoughout the month,i'll get $100 bonus.The second one is 8 hours starting from 8am,at singapore post and the pay is $6 per hour.But one thing bad is,i need to work till army and i cant quit half way *point middle finger* Which one should i choose ? /emo /confuse /pull hair.

Woke up by my dad's loud music,he play that fucking budda song over and over again and that song kept playing in my mind till i got really fed up and i *defeated* it with a "Slipknot - People=Shit" *evil laugh + shaking shoulder* Metal pwned budda song *show rock on hand sign*.Then i went to the kitchen and found out my dad ate half of my breakfast and said "i thought u eaten already ?" FOR FUCK SAKE ! since when i wake up and eat ?!? I only washroom-ed and found my breakfast half-ed.And if he say something nice to cover that foolish act,i'll forgive him and eat something else BUT NO ! he laugh+smile and walk away /pull hair /roar !

Right now i'm coughing real bad,the flem in my throat is like druian seed covered with thick honey.I need to cough real hard till tears are out,then the felm "exit" my throat.That fucking yellowish flem is krazy ! it's like unlimited amount in it, wow ! how amazing.*cough cough* someone save me *dying on the floor with one arm raising up* Alright i'm gonna sleep now,tomorrow is my first paper.Start at 9.30am and i already got 3 salves to wake me up lol.Goodnight and remember,Metal pwned budda song !

!!

2007-11-19T17:20:00.000+08:00

I found out Nokoruru,one of my wow friend.He's a metalcore freak too and that's so sexy,i'm beginning to like him already lol.It's monday and i'm still counting down for nigel to renew his wow account which is on next monday,The Raise of The Arcane Mage ! ROFL !

i listen to metal and people like me should be hot tempered and "aggressive" but i'm easily bullied by others lol.Maybe likes to "bully" me as they know me too well ? But there's still a certain amount of respect for me,or else i'll really turn into an animal and chew up their penis and sollow their balls.I'm so crazy with this band "Drowning Pool" great music,used to listen to them but that was like few years ago.I super like their "Bodies" was used for WWF SummerSlam event. "Let the bodies hit the floor ! "

And someone please intro john some music of he'll be stucked with Slipknot and A7X ! save him,someone ! KM send that link of name wee's new production,name wee aka ming zhi.And that's super translate just like china town aka cow car water.I'm such a ass,i shouldnt laugh at people's name,but i still find it funny.But seriously,if i dont laugh then something is really wrong with me.

Song playing by...

Drowning Pool - Bringing Me Down

Everyday, always the same
I hear your name and it cuts through me like a chainsaw
And I fall back into that simple fool you always knew

And just as soon as I let you back in
Seems I'm reminded of all of this again

Bringing me down

How much more will it take
'till I break
And I dived that stake
Right into that think that you call your heart
Hell it's fallen apart
And I don't think it worked right from the start
Just as soon as I let you back in
Seems I'm reminded of all of this again

Bringing me down

I can't believe that I let you walk all over me
I can't believe that you had such a hold on me

Bringing me down !!

i'm a fake

2007-11-15T00:48:00.000+08:00
Song Playing is by...

The Used - I'm A Fake

Small, simple, safe price.
Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets.
This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals.
And I am not afraid to die,
I'm not afraid to bleed and fuck and fight,
I want the pain of payment.
What's left, but a section of pygmy sized cuts.
Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks.
Would you be my little cut?
Would you be my thousand fucks?
And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid.
To fill and spill over and under my thoughts.
My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter.
I'm cutting trying to picture your black, broken heart.
Love is not like anything,
Especially a fucking knife!

Look at me.
You can tell,
By the way I move and do my hair,
Do you think that it's me?
Or it's not me?
I don't even care.
I'm alive, and i swear
I'm the cleanest I have ever been.

I feel big, I feel tall, I feel dry.
Dry.
Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.

Do I drink?
Do I date?
I've got perfect placements.
On my ink
Satisfied, in your eyes.
I'm the biggest fan I've got right now.
I made sure I looked how I wanted to look.
The people around me,
The people surround me.

I feel big, I feel tall, I feel dry.
Dry.
Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.

Just look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake.

My stomach hurts now,
And i'll tie it off in lace.
I've prayed, begged for anything to hit me in the face.
And this sickness isn't me.
And I pray to fall from grace.
The last thing I see is feeling.

And I'm telling you I'm a fake,
I'm telling you I'm a fake.
I'm telling you I'm a fake.
I'm telling you I'm a fake.
I'm telling you I'm...

Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.

Just look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake.

Fake!
Fake!
Fake!
Genuine fake !

Alright bordom is such a deadly illness,i'm down with this fucking serious illness.And i'm waiting for a super hero to save me.But looks like it isn't gonna happen huh ? Have no idea why but i'm feeling emo this few days,that's something that doesnt happen to me everyday.Maybe i take gaming very seriously,i'm myself and i dont even know why.I'm late for school almost everyday and today i received a examination debarment appeal form which is equivalent to www.gg.com .I chat on phone everynight and i dont blame anyone,i like that feeling very much.

When my 2 months of WoW are up,i'll stop gaming for a moment,time to train up and get ready to serve the nation and get some life.I had so many things to be written here but my eyes aint obeying me,they're closing ! damn it.Enjoy the song,stop playing if it irritates u

blahh

2007-11-04T18:12:00.000+08:00
I finally got my Hammer of the Naaru from Gruul's Lair ! i kick ass now ! wahahahha.
With that hammer,it really make u become an animal man.Plus i'm burst spec,the heavy damage i do is wet,sweet,sexy or w/e u call it.Song playing is....

Three Days Grace - The Animal I Have Become

I can't escape this hell.
So many times I've tried,
But I'm still caged inside.
Somebody get me through this nightmare.
I can't control myself.

So what if you can see,
The darker side of me?
No one would ever change this animal I have become.
Help me believe, it's not the real me.
Somebody help me tame this animal. (This animal, this animal.)

I can't escape myself.
So many times I've lied,
But there's still rage inside.
Somebody get me through this nightmare.
I can't control myself.

So what if you can see,
The darker side of me?
No one would ever change this animal I have become.
Help me believe, it's not the real me.
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become.
Help me believe, it's not the real me.
Somebody help me tame this animal.

Somebody help me through this nightmare.
I can't control myself.
Somebody wake me from this nightmare.
I can't escape this hell.

This animal.
This animal.
This animal.
This animal.
This animal.
This animal.
This animal.

So what if you can see,
The darker side of me?
No one would ever change this animal I have become.
Help me believe, it's not the real me.
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become.
Help me believe, it's not the real me.
Somebody help me tame this animal.

This animal I have become !

The weather is making me feel sick this feel days.I always feel hot at night with air con on ! That feeling like blushing but i'm alone in my room and there's absolutely nothing for me to be blush of ! Com'on u fking weather,spare me please.My contact lenses have been giving me trouble,i cant wear those expired lensed anymore,and i go school w/o spec or lenses.ALmost like a blind man ,cant even see if there's a chick in front of me,but i can feel ROFL kidding.Oppa(GM) is a funny guy,i played "Five For Fighting - Superman" and he said i'm gay.I only play songs that doesnt really increase stress for everyone,it's a slow rock + pop song.If i play something my type,i bet they'll go "FOR FUCK'S SAKE SKYWALKER ! TURN THAT FUCK OFF !"
I'm very sure chunky(rogue) will say that lol.

I'm back to maple ! but only part-time,i only play when it's at night or yun yun is online.Victor made my character reputation really bad ! i'm a ks-er in game plus a cool guy with so mnay girlfriends.I lost contact of all my maple friends,that's so sad man.And when i wanted to post something on my blog,i cant do it,and when i can post,i forgot what i wanna say.Fuck it....

Nigel thanks for the cash ! i'll be a good boy and save up before "Doom day" is here *evil laughs* loggin off *waves goodbye*

bros ?

2007-10-24T22:50:00.000+08:00

Avenged Sevenfold will be releasing their album,"Teaser" on the 30th of Oct but all their new songs are avaliable for download,lol at them for that.The Click Five also released their new ablum too,it's called "Modern Minds and Pastimes".Drop me a nudge on msn for their songs,got them all downloaded *evil laughs* John told me that deyi Ncc changed so much after mr soo is back,i rmb we used do push ups under the hot floor,on the hot floor.But now the new recuits wont even get to do them ! It's like treating them like your sons ! the bravos can even tell mr soo "if the camp is too tough,i dont wanna come" i dont even dare to say that during my days ! or we'll get shit n hell from those pervert high ranks.After the big news of mr soo "collects vcd of gay porn" it goes like this.These group of ncc boys went to his house and find the gay porn vcds and they request soo to play it for them,some of them cant take the "exciting" part and ran away.The problem is,does the ncc boys suck soo's dick ? They're being treated so nice and they even send the weakest shortest n cannot make it guy for desert tracking.This is usually for the fittest cadet in the platoon but they choose that kid instead ! he's around 150cm and he can go desert tracking ? i wonder if it's the desert is tracking him or him tracking the desert.

And jojo,i cant stop playing wow,playing wow is just like how i enjoy maple.Victor told me about the video he saw on youtube which is fucking hilarious,and the way he describle it,it's really lol.Here's the video he's talking about and in addition of my fav movie,Hot shot 2 !

Left around 1 month of school till it's over and prepre for army,will i miss my school life and classmate ? i wont miss my school but i'll miss the times we spent in school doing all sorts of funny shits and skipping lesson for entertainment.How we make fun of people's name n stupid things we said,"silva kumar" i call him si ba ku ma in chinese which is a very direct translation of his name to die dad cry mum.And how mr younos n foong strip for some sexy car wash ! younos with the chest hair rubbing your car and foong placing his big tummy on your window. ROFLH(hard)

Recently i joined this group of friends,who are most of my ex classamtes.Went out a few times with them,i usually reject them because they like to call me out and do nothing under the block,but if it's for drink then i'll be there.How fun can it be to sit and talk rubbish when u can always go on msn/phone.And as a part of them i gotta attend a funeral of a friend's parent,which i dont really find it troublesome but it's fucking boring to sit there and talk.And when it reaches certain time that i miss my bed n pc,they wont let me go off,and i fucking hate that.How will i let someone control my movements and actions when they are your friends ? And this sunday they said their place is moving to a new warehouse,something like that.And they want me to be there at 9am,and i MUST go down to help out.Sunday is raiding day,and we're doing Tempest Keep this sunday.How can i miss such thing ! If they insist me to go and i'll just have to break the relationship of friend,actually i dont even give a fuck of what they want from me,i will only go when i wanna go,not when they tell me when to go ! Maybe it's time to end it or what ? Nigel told me about this month's gemini thingy.And i find it rather true to my situation,he's my closest buddy and i dont even wanna tell him about this though he drop by my blog like everyday.I find typing easier to pass the msg than saying it out.Now i find myself stupid of joining them,i love my current life.I dont like to attend funeral,dinner or whatsoever,or should i quit this thing and remain as normal friends like what we used to be ? I seriously prefer to stay at home than to go attend their event,i just dont find it's any of my business.Exmaple their boss's birthday is coming and i dont even know who the fuck ! he is.And i need to attend his birthday party and put on a happy face n smile to everyone like i know and seen their ass.When they call me out,they always tell me something that i'll go then i end up being punk'd,take this for an exmaple.They call me up for pub and i wasnt really sure are they speaking the truth so i keep my clothing in bag instead of wearing it and i'm right.They were only bored and they want comapany,and we sit there whole night just talking craps not even beer to entertain me when they say "pub".Imagine i dressed myself and meet them,and they're in casual clothing,laughing at me,what would i do ?

ALright i gotta wake up early for school tomorrow,enjoy the video.

GG ftw

2007-10-12T01:41:00.000+08:00

Garden Gnomes down Gruul's Lair in just one day ! omfg ,we kick ass man ! For High King(first boss) We took it down in like 4-5 tries and for Gruul the Dragonslayer we nearly 1 shot it on the first attempt but ,we wipe at 1% then i was the only few that is alive.What the fuck man ! i'm healing the raid group,i cant dps(dmg per second) and i watch Gruul the dragonslayer kill everyone with one shot and we wipe.I should say we did very well for first attempt and we're noob to that place.It's our first time raiding Gruul's lair.And after few attempts,we grab his balls real tight and squash it ! Everyone was like WOOOOO !!! shouting n screaming like a retard .WE KILL GRUUL !! And today,we're one of the few guild that has progress so far in this realm(server)
Took some screen shots of the dead boss and my new flying mount,the netherdrake ! (^_^") V

World of Warcraft is down for maintanance and i found some really funny shit of wow video.That guy who produced that video is really good,not the singing but the creative,lame lyrics and news of what's happening in wow.

DeathKnight Spree

Ni Hao China Farmer Video

Cant PuG Karazhan, PuG means post a "looking for group" and invite all sorts of noob/pro from everywhere tot the raid or party.

LAWL @ Mage Video

And u guys know how World of Warcraft dances came from,check this video out,i'm laughing at this funny shit !

bordom

2007-10-03T00:50:00.000+08:00

Alright,world of warcraft is on server maintenance and i really bored.I was browsing around people's blog and i found this famous local blogger,xia xue and nothing really attract me except her thick make up.But the thing that caught me is this guy call steven lim,and i found lots n lots of his fucking hilarious videos ! If you're really bored,click on the play button.It may just made u laugh or Alt F4.

This is him doing the dragonball thingy

sexy dance for ya ? his so called "body building video" i find it damn gore

And of cos u can find more about that sick old ugly son of a bitch on this web site...
http://www.stevenlim.net
(The world's most handsome guy,he claim,and his singing is just marvellous)

And the xiaxue,wendy i was talking about just now.This a reality show from channel 5 and i happened to find it on youtube.com ,the hilarious conversation of them.Enjoy =P

2007-10-02T02:07:00.000+08:00

Nothing much happened today,mum is not feeling well today and dad cooked us dinner.As usual the fish is dark brown in color,taste like biscuit and there goes the fresh fish.But idk how he know how to cook lotus soup and that soup is sweet n yummy,is it some kind of instant soup seasoning powder ?

I woke up this morning and found out there is a few bangala worker looking at me outside my window.They were painting and that "lift" sort of stop at my window.That feeling of people looking at you when u're sleeping just suck,and they give that dirty look,hoping i'm a naked girl.But TOO BAD ! i'm not.Sometimes i just wanna throw a giant piece of 50 KG ice block down from 14th floor down for them,the no evidence weapon.

You guys,GUYS ! gotta check this music video out.Brazil girls are so hawt ! i like their bodies and the skin color except for the blacks.Me no like black,btw that song suck balls but the babes are hevenly gorgeous.

What guys usually do when they bring along a FHM(for him magazine) in the toilet ?

logo huh

2007-10-01T02:38:00.000+08:00

Few days ago went hospital with my mummy for some check up/Something like inserting a tube with camera into from your throat to deep down inside,sounds pretty gross but due to singapore's high technology medical knowledge and equipments,there was no sign of pain throughout the process.Druing the checking which took almost 3 hours,it really bored me to death man.I was like walking around the hospital looking n wondering around for any hot chicks or even sexy young nurse.Unfortunatly i only saw like a few,and yea it's only a few.Hot babes dont come hostpital to show people your bodies ! And so after the 3 long boring hours,the check up is finally over.Went in with my dad to see how is mum,she is still ok compared to the others beside her.And there's this uncle damn funny,he was resting right opp of my mum's bed and he was wearing that hospital clothing which look like a long dress.He pull up that clothing and gave out a long fart,it goes booooooo~ .And fuck it,the smell is so OMFG ! Ya know why ? he acutally shit through his fart ! And i can see his shit coming out from his asshole very clearly ! I was calm then...But the nurse got job to do,laughing really loud at the nurse with my dad.And another women beside my mum,she farts too but her fart is like almost 20 sec,can u fucking imagine this ? My dad's face changed....but i'm still laughing.The doctor told us that the farting thingy is normal,but my mum doesnt fart so long and loud.She a deadly silent bomber LMAO !!
So after that,we went down to the canteen for dinner and this is the time i found some cute girls,must be a trainee but they just look hot with that nurse uniform,so japanese man.Damn why my mind keeps thinking of that kind of dirty stuffs.

Yea i'm still having my holidays,still very crazy n mad on World of Warcraft,played almost 16 hours daily.I do go for bio,food n shower of cos ! listening to all fucking bullshit music from jap to eng and even old chinese songs from old old singers,the 90s.Through i'm playing World of Warcraft,i still watch Naruto =D

Running Karazhan raid today in wow,and something really caught my attention and i just cant pay attention to the game,so interested to know what he gonna say next and my imagination is running fucking wild ! All thanks to that dumbass.I remember he said something like "As i put my lips to your ear and say,stop playing it's time for some actions" Then followed by "As i feel your backside,i slowly thrust it in,look at you from pain to joy" OMFG how can i pay attention to my raid man ?!? And there are still underage kids playing,those words are not suppose to be heard by them as kids learn them fast ! They should all come to me,i'll really want him to tell me more about this shit,it's just so hot.

Alright ! Gonna sign out here,it's getting late and my eyes aint opening.Oh ya btw enjoy the song on the blog, Glay - I'm In <3

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I just fucking like this Slipknot logo !

yo

2007-09-24T15:37:00.000+08:00
I'm in love with her,she is so round and big the color of hers is just so sexy.She taste wonderful and she is even very very juicy,i love u so much watermelon.Saturday was AMK Hub's opening ceremony they even have fire works at night ! have u ever see this happening in the other shopping center in town area ? Maybe this is lee xian loong territory O.o" .I'm having holidays now,maybe gotta find job but i dont think any place will employ someone who can only work for 3 weeks ? If u guys have job for 3 weeks,gimme a call.Weather been real bad,i'm like having fever everyday and the bangala worker who's painting my apartment like to disturb me in the morning.My flat is in dark brown and sky blue,what a disguesting and un-sexy combi man.This few weeks i'm staying at home for WOW,so lazy to step out and that game is super addictive but too bad it's a pay to play game and there's only 1 RL friend playing with me and that nigel.Join in the game ! damnit.it's like 80 cent daily dont tell me u can save that amount,for smoker friends,the cirg daily can let u play for like a week or more ! But if ya really not interested then no point of my saying so much.I got this letter about NAVY stuff but my mum is so against NAVY.She's afraid that if i go for war i'll die w/o a body or something like that.Same goes for RSAF(Air force) when the enemy's missle hit your plane it goes BOOM ! and let nothing.She prefer and insist on me to go land unit,maybe if i die i'll still have some piece of me deliver back,not sexy of cos.Or better one,got shot my rifle and no other ugly image.Dots ! why am i saying all this ? ! ?

blah blah

2007-09-04T01:54:00.000+08:00
I'm listening more on pop rock now,not much on slipknot and stuff.Tomorrow i gotta go do a body check up for the national service thingy,few more months and hopefully years i'll be serving the nation.Need to wake up early and get yourself dress in army no.4 uniform and boots and with that sexy blad hairdo.Friends advise me to bring all medical reports or whatever medical history to proof that u cant do heavy exercise,and i only have this x-ray pictures of my fracture bone shou;d be enough ? And i have people telling me to drink 2 cans of red bull before the check up so they'll need you to go tan tock seng hospital for further check up on high sugar rate in your pee.Sound silly to me,why would i do that and the x-ray guy at the place,his voice is like 99% sexy gay,10 friends go for the check up,10 friends agreed on that isssue.The x-ray guy is a gay ! he talks like one too bad he isnt sexy and even he is a sexy hot gay,i'm not going to do anything to him.I'm 100% normal Male i like tits not dick and please remember that.It's 2am and i need to be awake by 6+ but why am i still doing this shit ? I'm a lazy person i dont blog but somehow i like to write down on the funny,fuk up or whatever stuffs happened on that particular day and i do read my own blog for pleasure.Not that pleasure,you sick minded hole.Someone(better not reveal) has been asking me on why guys are attracted to big tits,idk but for me,i prefer "normal" and firm ones not watermelons or pinepple those big and saggy type.Big ass and long legs are also part of the discussion,and i shall not continue on that topic,might be a little "disturbing" ? perhaps...And this morning i had this funny dream,i'm a tour guide and i'm in this place "sentosa china town" it's like a combination of 2 places.Then this japanese tourist are so funny,they talk to me in japanese and i reply in indian and the hell i know indian ! Though i usually like to talk like them and i can say i'm "quite" good at it.They the jap Vs indian dream was destroyed by my new alarm clock,sigh.I really wanna know what will happen next but too bad,let's hope i have a millionaire dream tonight and that will be so sexy and cool.With countless of notes on my hand and gold chain n stuffs on all over my body and sexy girls all around me.Omg the power of money makes everyone $__$.
I really have problems communicating with china people,this guy called xiao ma his english is marvellous man.The world "concentration aura" he can tell me it's con-fess-ion ah-ro and i thought it's confussion arrow but i dont have that skill and after few mins of ABCWXYZ and i finally know what the hell he's trying to tell me.The group of them are chinese but they're studying in candana and how come some of them can speak like ang moh and some like ang moh tan,hairy and juicy.I apologize,i'm not good at saying things...ALright i'm off for the night,sweetdreams folks.

blahx

2007-09-02T01:50:00.000+08:00
i'm becoming more and mroe like a wow-bot,i wow every single day and i only get like less than 6 hours of sleep everyday ! Even weekends i have to wake up as early as 8am to raid with the americans.I have fun but in exchange my sleep for it.Ya liang english is awesome,he said this word that is so funny can ? "how you spare blah" what is spare ? Spelling to him is = "Spare-ing".And how can wild boar be "well boar",forum=four room and i rmb he private msg me in maple asking me how to spell "com-tea-new". Well...that took me quite some time to figure out what the hell he's talking about,wanna guess what is "com-tea-new" ? It is continue,this is how people break things up into small pieces but in this situation,it is not that easy to digest.My daily bus trip is usually filled with "interesting people" and today we have a cute 30-40+ yr old male brothers.And same thing,i'm sitting behind,the back seat have 5 slots and i'm sitting at the first one and john was sitting right beside me on the second slot.fourth and fith is already taken and left the thirth seat,then this 2 uncle squeeze their ass in.They are not skinny at all,in fact they're fat ! And how the hell can 5 seats contain 6 people ! But one think john and me notice about them is,they are not normal that means their brain is a little screwed one.One of the uncle seat quietly with his mouth wide and that is not cool at all ! And the other one is holding a packet of food or stuff like that,with his albow 90 degree and they have this curry smell on them,maybe it's the food uncle number 2 is holding or maybe it's their wonderful smell.I know john cant take that smell and the super uncomfi squeezy seat,As they're not normal we shouldnt scold them or scare them away.If they are really mad i believe the both of them will bite u alive,maybe ignoring them is the best choice ? Unless they got berserk and act like a clown,do not hesitate to call 999 ! And something like this happened again this morning,i woke up late and i miss out everything,john told me that there's this old lady cursing and swearing in public.I actually find her damn poor thing,must be something unfortunate happened to her to drive her in that mania state.

cheers

2007-08-26T23:55:00.000+08:00
Yesterday night was a terrible night,had fish head steamboat with nigel n his parents,and some beer.Then watch Dead Silence at AMK Hub,that show is super duper scary.I wont tell u anything about that movie,go watch it yourself and if it didnt scare u at all,gimme a call.I cant sleep after that movie,the ghost face kept appearing in my mind,i have to wake up at 9am for wow and i fall asleep at around 4am plus.And tomorrow is monday and i have school in the morning but i'm waking up in the morning to play wow,gonna drown prince ! and get my new mace.We killed all bosses in karazhan and left 2 more to clear everything haha !.And bell is waking me up again tomorrow,she gave me 10 miss call plus my hp alarm n alarm to wake me up...i'm such a pig.Believe me,bell is a naughty girl.

KoRn - Evolution

Korn - Right Now

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2007-08-24T00:20:00.001+08:00
I made it man ! i didnt went back to sleep when i woke up today ! isnt that amazing.I notice wei shen listens to emo n metal ! how cool can that be ? when i was scrolling down the artist list,i saw like daughtry,A7X and even cradle of filth ! I'm so suprised to know he actually listens to all this,in the past,he only listen to chinese pop and now metal.Rock on dude ! After school went home straight,my contact lenses are killing me.My right eye is in pain ever since i put on it,in the monring.I endure the whole day till i reach home,dont know what's wrong,i wash and clean daily but it is just hurting my eyes too much ! *talk to contact lense* "listen u fag,u better serve my vision clear as cystal and comfo throughout the day if not,i'm throwing u away ! " Well it has 1 night to think about what i've said...Ever since i upload songs on wwww.imeem.com people starts to request songs from me,i upload because most of the songs i want on that web only last 30 sec and 30 sec is shit.And the more i upload,the more mails i got.Actually it's not a bad thing,at least i know people listens to my playlist and i'm sure they like it.
Well it's 12.40 now,i'm forcing myself to sleep in case i cant wake up tmr. >.<" lll

bored

2007-08-21T23:12:00.001+08:00
Well i guess the "drink before you sleep" doesnt work ! i woke up at 10+ again,omg is this a cruse or what.My lazy body dont wanna wake up so i went back to play with the butterflies in my dreamland till around noon time when the sun is already shinning on my ass.Was looking through youtube for some videos of blizzcon and i found so many funny shits outta youtube,wow dances in real life and wow character/mob in real life and even wow sound alike.I just love the murlock,and the costume contest,they even have a warlock full tier 6 warlock and full mercliless gladiator costume and that is simply wth.As for the dance,the blood elf male dance(first one on the video) it is just amazing.

Costume contest

sound alike

2007-08-21T00:12:00.000+08:00
Heavy rain + cold wind made me have problems waking up but lucky my new alarm tone is strong enough to "burn" the hell outta me from the bed.Received new project sigh...had 2.4 today,give up after the first round.Really cant run when i'm a regular smoker,get super tired when i'm 1/4 of the run,going to cut down on it real soon.The last time since i exercise was like 2-3 years ago,i'm only doing finger exercise daily which doesnt help much on myself.I'm not in the good condition atm,felling kinda sick n have that metality that i'm going to be sick soon and i can skip school but i already skipped 3 test,if i skip anything again then it's really deep shit for me.Nothing really special happened today,boring bus ride always dont have babes and it's always filled with funny people and i mean really funny one.Saw a super sexy guy with red turban,white shirt,red long pants and red shoes,i was like WAH WTF ! i rate him 5/5 for being a super sexy guy,he's ridding a white bike too ! I have problems sleeping and waking up,i found 4 bottles of alc in my fridge so i can take that as a "sleeping pot" when i'm sleepy but cant sleep,best to drink alc man.And when u take more before sleep,u'll need to use the wash room in the morning and i'll definitely wake up to wash the room lol.I'm counting down to the new expansion set of World of Warcraft,The Wrath of the Lich King ! New hero class,The Deathknight ! new places new dance move and alot more.For more info,log on to www.worldofwarcraft.com Good night folks....

2007-08-19T23:32:00.000+08:00
I can finally update this shit ! Now i know why i cant post,it's some fishing stupid internet settings ! The feeling of updating is amazing but somehow i forgot everything i wanted to say,when i wanna blog down the wonderful day i had,i cant.Now when i can ,i cant rmb everything...fuck.i'm super racist,i'ts not because of their looks or character it's their smell.I was on bus to school then this malay uncle sat behinde me,i'm already starting to worry that i might puke.Malay is not that bad,then after a moment of suffering 2 indian man came along,1 of them sat beside me and 1 infront of me.I'm surrounded but i cant surrender,the bus is packed.The feeling is just terrible,i believe many people have that experience huh ? But compared to this,i'm pretty sure you wont like it at all.U're on a packed bus,u're standing with a full bus of bangala,they just knock off from work with that super fragrant smell and their sexy sticky bodies.Rubbing in and out,up and down ! u will be the biggest basket if you like that feeling,"oh they're rubbing me with their sweat n "juice".That's fishing dirty ok ! thinking of it makes me wanna puke,i'm disgusted by this already.Then i'm still caught on WOW,i'm like almost 90% late for school ! my lesson starts at 8,i can be still hugging my pillow at 10+.Skipped many test,i'm so in a pool of deep shit and i dont like to swim in there ! Watched Rush Hour 3 ytd,it's a cool combination of action pack and mostly on comedy.I can rmb this part where jacky n tucker trying to get some infro from this french guy,and they got some help from this nun who understands french.Nuns are not suppose to think speak or do something evil,and the word fuck is evil enough i supppose,so the french guy told the nun !@#$%^ and the nun translate to jacky "he said u're a AH and i wont tell u anything" then tucker tell the nun "tell him his mother a W and his grandmother is a W and they are WW". something like that i cant rmb,that's so fucking funny la.And 3 more days to Dead Silence,cant wait man ! I'm still hopping more friends of mine will join me in WOW and together we shall rule the galaxy ! kidding...

lol

2007-07-21T13:20:00.000+08:00
I'm so poor,i cant even pay attention.Well that's lame...This few days i've
been having trouble waking up in the morning.Told gab to meet at 9.15
i made him wait like 30mins because of a little kitten.This cute kitten
was meow-ing outside my house and i know it is hungry so i dig some
bread and milk to feed it.The kitty just wont stop meow-ing,even it is
eating! just so kawaii wish i could bring home and take care of that
tiny one.But mummy dislike kitten so better drop the idea.Got a hair check
again,and i managed to hide myself lol,poor gab was caught again.He
used the "tml la" excuse again haha,gab can u change your excuse ? I
cant focus in school,my mind is full of WOW.I just wanna get home
asap to vent with the friendly souls there,nigel agreed with that too.
My new guild is filled with the sexy,funny,cute and noisy people,mousy
and elf still got the sweetest voice among us...Elf got that
"kindergarden teacher's voice" damn i'm so crazy lol.And today we have
our Karazhan raid again,so exciting and thrilling but the lag really spoil
the fun.Feel so bad when i couldnt save someone's life in time,and watch
him/her to die in front of me =[ go away mr.laggy,shooo! How i wish the
boss will drop the healing mace for me,but we have 3 players including
myself,we need it too.But if they're happy to get it,i'm always willing
to let them have it,making them happy will apply the same to myself,that's
what i believe.And when we're doing instances,i'm the one who is
always disracted,by the *whistle* on tv.You can blame a guy for that
right ? I already tried my best to focus on game,this is call muti-task!
*evil laughs* people always ask why i always sleep so late,and what i
always told them is...i'll sleep late because i wanna spend the hell lot
of that day and not to waste it,i'm stupid to believe in such things but
until now i still practice late sleeping lol...What's so bad about that ?
except it is bad for health,yici can gimme a health stone !
Quan <-- WOW zombie.Tml is gab's bd and there's a beer party going on and
i'm in,though there's another Karazhan raid on sunday morning which is
around 10am <---10am *drop jaw* and i have no idea how long gab's party
will last,mostly will be midnight.After Karazgan raid,i may need to go down
with gab to get our first bike helm.sound awesome ! hahaha.Here are some of
Karazhan raid and AV battle ground,40 alliance vs 40 Hordes.

karazhan !

2007-07-16T01:07:00.000+08:00
I guess i had many dirty dreams recently,always wake up to find my pillow wet.Still listening to Slipkot from morning till midnight haha,left For Hire to Edge of Heaven.It's a new transfered guild filled with people from sg and china,i must agree that the china girls's voice are sweet.Sweet until i'm too shy to chat on vent,but after few runs on instances we begin to talk ! haha.Nigel and me went to Karazhan with Edge of Heaven today !,our first trip there.Thrilling and fun,the first run that made me sweat n panic so much.Took a couple of ss of it,Karazhan leh ! dont play play ok ?

My ign in wow is Cresendo,and my vent nick is Cres duo duo duo duo,they were asking me how should they address me.I gave them this duo duo nick,but i'm so regret now...it sound so kiddy n stupid lol.In the end they name my shao shao,that's the opp of duo duo (more/less)But i still use back my mape nick,quan lol.
I'm so into wow now,just wanna sleep now and hope tml will pass real fast.

2007-07-10T22:42:00.000+08:00
Break of dawn,*piank* phone's alarm rang non stop just to wake me up.Everone look like zombie when we met they're like almost dead best change to rob them.Then on the bus this ah neh uncle sat beside me,the smell is like durian.Everyone clovered their nose when that ah neh came and sat with me.As long as he dont physical contact with me,i'll be fine with it because i'm a good boy.But people just laugh when they see me in that state.That ah neh fall asleep and rest on my shoulder,i was like pushing his head away.He move away for a moment and drop back again,i tried to move in to almost i'm sticking to the window but due to gravity his head drop on my lap.Hey ! that's for girls not u ! so i pull his hair hopping he'll be awake,he wake up and smile at me.I asked "very tired huh ?" and he start his story,saying that he was on night shift and stuffs.What a bad start of the day,back to class and got the new time table.It's like receving shit on your hands.Have noon lesson daily even friday wtf ?I'm so not gonna be used to that kind of life.So before noon lesson,as usual we skipped lesson again.On the bus going thru gab n my work place,then gab was talking about the pay thingy,so we drop off "quite close" and foot there which took us around 20-30mins there with no trees under the sun,remind me of M1 _l_ That supervisor give that attitude and face again,we're not working for ya anymore so show some respect and talk nicely to us,butthole ! He gave us the pay sheet and told us to wait like days or months for them to receive the chaque then we can come down personally to collect the pay.The manager told us that we'll always get paid in time,and the date is 4th.Today is 10th and the pay is half only,we ask that manager for a clear explanation and u know what he told us ? This is only half pay,the other half i'll only receive on next month.This manager must be eating too much shits to talk this fucking shits out from his fuckin mouth with shits on his teeth.Totally spoiled my plan to use the money and the happy mood to collect pay.He is such a abusive,irrisponsible,and stupid butthole ! And this made another clown to have an excuse of not paying me back the money he owned me.Fuck this shits man,what's the world going on ? People are eating shit every now and than ? "Sir,would u like to try our black forest shit with shit chips plus strawberries ?" *puke* i want my pay badly...Late in the noon john called for some slipknot songs,he found the right guy man lol.He told me about that ghost incident,that always happened to him.but this time it happened once a day,and i know he is not happy about it.Do u like to sleep with ghost and it's a she,she can freeze u from moving but she can let u keep your eyes open but u cant talk at all,that's what john said.And he had a nightmare of...it happened like this.He was sleeping in this position and in that dream he was sleeping in that position too,and he was awake by some reason and he saw that female ghost beside him.Said to be in brown color,even ghost likes to eat shit ~sigh~ he stood up and ran out of room.When he was awake,he was in that position too but lucky the brown shit is not around.The brown shit slept with him in the night n noon,with 3-4 hours of freezing,he can see a blur image but u totally just cant move nor talk.His dickless bro experienced that once too,his room is really huanted with those dirty shits.He's a free thinker but his granny have a budda statue in the living room and how did that thing be allowed to be in the house ? sneaked in when the budda is off duty ? wtf ?
I have to laugh out loud and wish i didnt like this,is this a dream or a memory....

Cut down on shits to prevent you from becoming a butthole =]

lol

2007-07-03T01:51:00.000+08:00
saw this mail by eve,a funny riddle i guess.

It is a range of 8 inches long.The function of which is enjoyed by numbered of both sexesit is also usually found hung dangling ready loosley for instant action.the boast of clump of little thnings at one end and small hole at the other.In use.it is always inserted,almost unwilling ,sometimes slowly quickly into a warm fleshy moist opening where it is thrust and and drawn out again and again many times.In succession,often quickly and accomanied by squirming bodily movements.Anyone found listening will most surely recognise the rhythmic,pulsing sound,resulting from the well lubricated mo vements.When finally withdrawn,it leaves behind a juicy frothy,white stick substance.Some of which will need cleansing from the outer surfaces of the opening.And some of from it's long glistening shaft.After everythign is done,the flowing and cleansing liquids ceased emanting it is returned to it's freely hanging state of rest.Ready yet for another bit of actions,hopefully reaching it's bristling climax or 3 times a day but often much less.

What's the 8 inches long thing ? post your ans on the tagboard =)

blah

2007-07-01T23:05:00.000+08:00
Just another day...Woke up late for work and eventually we're late.Goods are like unlimited,people there are like machine,unlike us,we slack when boss is not around,hide and browse at the latest FHM mag,sneak out for cirg or steal stuffs from our own working place.We often aim ice cream,because it is easlier to get it and we're trained from the experienced staffs there.The best one we gotton so far is the ben & jerry's chocolate ice cream,Yes this is entertainment but the hazards are real.No matter who u are,whatever u do,please dont try this at home.crap ! Gab and me like to do things together,as in carry and displaying the goods and today that supervisor caught us again and he raise his voice and scolded us,his face,his ass what's the diff ? oh man i dont talk to people who look like an ass or like a sex organ ! As usual when he's gone,we curse and swear on hin,poor guy...Then he made us to carry rice when it's like 10 mins more to home,WTF ?we carried and displayed a total of around 8-10 bags of rice which is 50kg per bag.Sweat and bleed,fuck this shit ! in fact he look like turtle,that's what all the auntie call him,behind his back/shell.When u're workin u always wanted time to pass by fast,and there's 3B u need to remember,bang pui,bang sai,bang gang !(fart,shit,knock off)
Yawns ~

update

2007-06-30T22:38:00.000+08:00
It's been long since i update again,work is tiring but for money is worth it.Zhong en quitted the job recently,hopped to a stupid company that willing to pay him for introducing this job to friends around him.He said he earn $48 in 5 days for doing nothing,yea it's pretty cool but i dont like to get paid for nothing,u get what i mean ? And when he want me to go down to the company,i rejected him and he curse and scolded me.U know how he put it to me ? "U're 18 already,u should think for your future and should earn money to take care of your parents" i was like fuck off !.And the one he told gab was,"U wanna make your wish come true ? wanna drive car and have lots of money ? Join my company !" Suck my dick u son of a bitch ! I worked in this line before,the boss will want u to get as many people down to work for him and he'll pay u for that.I Remember when i work there,they have this company dinner where is held in this grand hotel,they should u the cars the bosses are driving.U'll drool but! they are just sucking money from u !.The job is to promote magnet stuffs,like mattress which cost 5k SGD,and the customer is nobody else but your friends and family members.They make u dress in a formal attire and pay the target or should i say victim a visit.The one following is experienced in promoting and when u call up your friends out for an outing or a movie,it's a trap for them.The motive is to meet up and promote the stuff to u !.And the money u made from your friends and family members goes to the boss and they pay u a 1k+ monthly,and they are driving nice car with nice houses,lots of money and women and u're the tard earning money for them to suck.But zhong en's case is simlilar to the one i worked,he want me to go down for an interview which will let u know more info about the job,it's the same of what i went thru.i join that company because i couldnt resist the girls there,office chicks are hot,yea hot.I have no idea what's the job about and i'm not interested to join him,and when i rejected his offer.He curse and scold me like i'm some sort of shit.When he's telling me about this job,he use this phrase "Brother zi ju wei" it means 1 word,brother as in something related to brotherhood/ship n stuff.And when i rejected him,where the fuck did that "brother zi gu wei" go ? Into his god damn son of a bitch's mouth then shit out and the process continues ? shall continue tomorrow....

i love tits not dick

2007-06-18T19:47:00.000+08:00
Well Happy Birthday to me ! Friday was my birthday and it went passed quietly,not much people or should i say friends remember it kinda disappointed.Bur like i said,i only wanna spent it with a close friend.Just another monday,but this time we made it on time boss n suckers cant do a damn about us.A "team leader" came today,he's new to us and we do not know his way of doing things n how he's like.According to the aunties info,his nick is "black dog" he loves complaining,always made people around him hate him.Gabriel was trans to his department today,i was like laughing out loud ! God loves u la dude.We met during smoke break and gabriel's face was real black because he's at the "mama lemon n kiwi clean" department,including the mask for the pussy.Oh ya,the fucking manager come to work late and go off early ! wtf ? and he is always at the pussy mask department,that gay only can carry light n soft stuff,Fuck him.One question for the ladies,pussy mask comes in many diff brands like "Kotax,Carefree blah.." The package ah,also comes in many diff colours right.What the colours stand for ? My stupid guess is flavour rofl ! Purple for graps and red for strawberry,someone slap me.On the way home was funny,we saw a so call "loving couple" but actually they're customer and chicken relationship.The guy is like no goverment,pressing the girl's tits hard,squeeze and squeeze,but on bus.So u know..."not nice la" kids are on the bus right,and kids learn things fast u know.I remembered the last time i saw this was on the way home from school.The old uncle put his hand inside the girl's skirt then drilling in and out,then i was sitting in front of them staring with my jaw on the floor la.WTF they can carry on with me staring at them,but after few mins of staring,the chicken cover her pussy with her hand bag,*rub eyes*.So ladies out here,let me know what's the diff between colour of the pussy mask okay?

I like tits not dick........

First day at work

2007-06-11T22:44:00.000+08:00
Almost late for the first day of work ! too much wow-ing the previous night.Working in a supermarket is not fun as i think,the goods per day are fuckin insane ! i repeat insane.Though i have short working hours,needa wow to keep myself alive,but the 5 torturing hours are real bad.Gabriel and me are in the same department but the poor zhong en is in another one,too bad he's not in the "Fresh meat" department,he's only fed on veggie,and i wonder if his shits are in green or it's just like us ? Well we're "armed" with a pen knife to slash the boxes apart,i mean to cut open the tapes.During the first break,three of us are already with 20% hp,god save us ! Had a cirg and that heal us to 100% ! After that gab and me had a soya bean milk drink and that made me shit the hell outta me.Gabriel was in the toilet with me and i somehow passes the sickness to him and made him shit too.The feeling is just so good moans~ , back to work and carry unlimited goods.I remember i drop a packet of chocolate chips and two little cuties drop out.Kick it somewhere else and mix that packet of chocolate with the others,big smile =D Do u know the "thing" you use to carry stuffs in the supermarket can be use as a skate too ? i'll give u a hint,u push it moves.TOY CAR ! kidding...After 5 hours of work with no breakfast,we had lunch at RK house.The famous indian eat house,when eating,saw this "trying to be funny guy" the owner is asking for the bill and he said he footed it.Any he giggle and smile,and they nearly call the cops.He paid 4 bucks and scam,people nowsaday.

Throughout the workin hours,we were lookin out for chicks and most of them are neardy type and old but then again tomorrow will be a better day.Real bored to just unload goods and stock them up,just like what couple do on bed.In and out,and in and out and the beautiful goes on.4 more days to my birthday and i'm quite prepared to be beaten up,i dont expect any gift but a outing with some close friends will be good enough for me,serious ! Dont like parties or celebrations but a xxx pool party will be great,real great ! I love big butt and tits that i cannot lie ~ i really cant deny.

cant see this...> <

2007-06-05T20:29:00.000+08:00
It's been long since i last update,i have no idea what's wrong but i cant update.Lucky with the help of nigel i'm able to do so.Nigel remember what your mom said when she's working at the stats ?Drivers on the road doesnt like to be horn,and if you do so,they're gonna blow your god damn head with a pistol.Even kids are holding one.Guns are common in the stats,just imagine your neighbour's kids is playing with a machine gun gunshots are heard everywhere and the chicken rice stall uncle polishing his long sniper rifle,lol.Then i'll be equiping myself with grenades,bulletproof vest or ever a rocket launcher ? People will be wearing that and with a helmet,Chaotic ! Even if someone report to the cops that a suspect is armed in a car,u think the cops will go to the car can ask the driver for his/her ID card ? 1 straight bloody BANG ! to the god damn son of a police head.But on tv,stats is such a nice place to be in with the beautiful places and blonde babes or even the nude beach !

A friend of mine told me about his brother,actually it's a tragic ! His brother,15 with only a 2.5cm penis ! that is pathetic ! 2.5cm is shorter then my finger ! Maybe it's not grown up yet huh ? how long is your penis when u're at 15 ? He seriously need medical attention,maybe some pills or injections will help ? His poor little 15yr old brother with no guts,he cant stay at home alone,never dare to stay up late out at night,n even a ghost movie ad on tv,need to on lights when he's taking a afternoon nap,shower and bake cake with doors wide open.And no masturbation experience due to "things are short to handle".I'm like being a jerk saying all this on my blog lol !

And i'll get my punishment,take this as an example.I got a tooth plugged off my mouth recently.5 injections to the gum and then with the strong pull of 5 mins just to get the 2cm long tooth out,can you imagine this ? it's 2cm ! beed whole night and i talk like a retarded with a big cotton in my mouth.When during the pulling,i was like "hey gentle gentle !" wanted to call her a bitch but my mum was around so i cry out "gentle biouch" and i think she wasnt aware =P

School Holidays started ! 3 cheers everyone ! Time to get a job,took an interview at amk hub's NTUC Extra,hope it went well.Chistina Aguliera is coming to singapore for a concert,with the strong and beautiful voice and sexy body, "I'm beautiful no matter what they say~" ravi the gay used to sing that,ewuuu,gross,disgusting ! Men in bra huh ? not sexy at all

Terrible

2007-05-23T21:18:00.000+08:00
1 missed my precious spongbob square pants !! Got so fed up and totally shag,worst than after playing with your dude.And world of worldcraft server is down,*sigh* been watching tv since the server is down.Almost 10pm and dinner still not in my tummy,not hungry at all for the first time.This shows how geat the impact on me of no games and entertainment,really cant live without it unless i'm surrounded by bags of $cash$ and pretty women.What's game and entertain compare to money and women but friendship still leading the way.Btw the "Whatever & Anything" drink is out,if u'm not wrong whatever should be soft drink and anything is some tea drink.If ya have no idea what to drink,grab a can of whatever or anything,"i want anything" fuck off u fool !

Men's Topic

2007-05-15T00:58:00.000+08:00
What guys love to talk about ? Women,money,sex or games ? According to my experience,it's mostly sex and games ! Well that's normal.Me and nigel were discuessing something and i would like to share it with you guys,and let me know what do u think about it.A guy with countless girlfriends,we'll say he's "steady,zai or even power la" But what if a girl has 5 boyfriends at the same time ? "omg she's such a fucking slut ! maybe a whore who fucks for pleassure.And when a guy have sex with 2 more more women,the guy is seriously having fun.But what if a women is having sex with 2 or more,the woman will be moaning in pleassure while the guys will be think that is unhygenic and "euu why i must share my toy with ya ? 2 players or threesome or maybe SM is for the pleasure but i didnt say 1 on 1 isnt.It's just that,1 on 1 sex can allows you to think ! how to make love with an unique style,"doggy/monkey style" and "godness of mercy on lotus" are styles people use long ago.Men gotta be more creative and think of more interesting ways of having it,make it sweet and nice one.

What's the thing that attract a men ? looks,character or just fucking slim nice curvy waist with 2 gorgeous boobies and a tight ass ? Decent guys tend to pick character while the "not decently" ones will choose all the above except character.But that's normal,why girls wanna wear something rather sexy to places like town or pubs ? 80% are trying to get an attention from mens,when guys whistle at them,they got the 200% satisfaction ! *cough* Right ladies ? i suppose so =P Women uses the boobies and ass to make guys drool but girls like to see guys with muscular body and some chest hair huh ? "woah isnt he sexy ?" When the boobies and hair combines together equal to SEX ! rofl...And it all begin.In this entry when you start to read from the beginning till the bottom,you can start looking back all over again.It's a chain but i prefer train...Chu chu ~
*dust ball roll pass*
~cold~
indeed =P

And victor told me something lame,he said this story about a lovely couple,when they wanan make loe they will use the magic word "write letter".One fine day when daddy wanna make love with mummy,he told her daughter to tell mummy that he wanna write letter.But mummy replied,i have red ribbons on me ! (period),so daughter pass the messager to daddy and daddy wanst please to hear that.After a few days when mummy tell daughter to ask daddy,if he wanna write any letters.Daughter went to daddy's room and come back with a big smile,guess what daddy said ? Daughter: Daddy wrote the letters using his own hands ! Get the joke ? If you dont,read it again